#selflessreign

[fellite]

How does one ass claps ?

        ❝ OH, PRINCE XANDER, that’s not hard ! You just spread your cheeks, and get to clapping !! You have to have an ass for it though. ❞  

[valflame]

shoves five ( 5 ) jumbo sized eggs into your ass for attempting to do that again.

                he was warned and yet he did it anyway

                was it worth it

                                              —yes it was.

[dracite]

Fits a wig on ur head :)

[picarexque-archive-blog]

selflessreign replied to your post: Magicians s3 fucked me sideways :/

MOOD

“will you play with me” HOW ABOUT WE DONT YOU FOOKIN CUCKS !

[vallablooded]

(Honestly, I had no idea what the light theme was until I looked it up. I’M NOT JOKING. I didn’t know you could change themes in Discord, from light to dark. And vice versa.)

[youthfate-blog1]

Hi, im here to adopt kana

        “ wow, you can just do that ?  but you’re already my uncle, aren’t you ? ”

[regiiscustxs]

Im here for the daddy.

xander is forbidden from ever entering ylisse

[valflame]

Honey, im home. kdofksoslfkdmskKSIFMFKDMSKD

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                  “Oh, my beloved—”

                  “Since sun-up I’ve been stricken with a dreadful affliction. My fingertips were cold; my extremities numb; and now I understand why that is. I fear you took my heart with you when you left earlier, but now you’ve returned, and with you, it. Come — let me take you into my arms. At the very least, swear to me that you shan’t leave again so abruptly so soon. I fear my weary soul might not be able to take our separation.”