#selfship...

[guyonsidewalksigns]

I DONT WANT THAT IMPOSTER I WANT MY BABY BACK

I WANT TO KISS MY MAN AGAIN I DONT WANT THAT ONE AAAAAAAA

I MISS WHEN I SMILED WHEN HE APPEARED AND GOT SCREEN TIME IT FEELS FAKE NOW.

(yes I am aware that @egotisticaleverything already made a post like this but shh let me make my own version of crying about Noir. They made the first post about this btw.)

[telekenism]

good morning no mouth and must screamers

i beshrew you with ISdok art

i hatged the way i drew nimdok's eyes eueuugutjghh don't comment on it plgease pleas ple

[guyonsidewalksigns]

Need Anakin Skywalker to treat me like a puppy and adjust my collar

(FUCK PADMÉ*)

[guyonsidewalksigns]

Reasons Why We Fired [REDACTED] And Effects Noticed On Toons Affected:

Trying to kiss Rodger

Trying to kiss Soulvester

Found inside a closet making out with Rodger (he closed his eye and she smooched his flat face while touching him arms and chest). Allegedly, by an anonymous toon handler.

Found calling Toodles "my daughter" while referring to Rodger as "the dad". Allegedly, by an anonymous toon handler.

Found dressed up as a princess and trying to provoke Soulvester (to our fear... It was working) (proceed tests on toons to discover if they can develop sexually)

Found footage of her watching the halloween specials at 2 am with Soulvester on her lap. He seemed excited to be with her, constantly commenting about the episode and referring to her as "my princess" (how did she get inside Gardenview after closing hours? Did Soulvester or another toon open the door? Proceed investigation) (proceed research if toons can feel romantic feelings... Ask why does Soulvester refer to her as "my princess). Camera 17 - VIDEO [REDACTED]

She hugs both toons previously mentioned a lot, and also carries them in her arms when nobody is looking (proceed interrogation). Seen by my very two eyes while walking into rooms without knocking.

Rodger and Soulvester both show to have interests connected to her job. Rodger proposes to cook for the other toons with her when she is in the kitchen, gently dismissing any other helper and glaring at them when they would get close to her. Soulvester normally guards the door, or tries to take the things from her hands and do it himself "for the princess". Rodger researches through the ex-worker herself or by asking other workers about her job, apparently, he is gathering intel to help her more. Cameras 05,03,10,07 - VIDEOS [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]

Soulvester has shown interest in Gourd's approval of this ex-worker. Source: When asked about Soulvester's recent behaviour, he mentioned that the knight seemed worried with his approval over the ex-worker.

Soulvester still isolates during non-halloween events, but he lets the ex-worker cuddle him for short periods of time before becoming uncomfortable and asking for space. Camera 02 - VIDEO [REDACTED]

To our fear, the toons started to ask for kisses from her. Soulvester would pull up his visor, close his eyes, and lean towards her, at the point of his feet to reach her, waiting for her to lean down and kiss him. Meanwhile, Rodger would ask for her to get down, then he would take her hand and put his face against hers with his eye closed, holding it there for a few seconds before slowly backing away. Source: Toodles caught Rodger kissing once, mentioned that he became red and tried to explain "we were just- me and Miss [REDACTED]- We are just playing, dear! Yes, funny games! Now go play with your friend". Soulvester can be found trying to kiss [REDACTED] in security cameras 01,02,05,07,10,21,19,15...(Show more)

Unfortunately, yes, our ex-worker let these toons explore her body. I dont want to elaborate, but Rodger was caught with his hands on her...............chest while sitting on her lap, Rodger then proceeded to take his hands back but not exit her lap while making up lies about what was happening, according to him, it was "research on humans". Meanwhile, Soulvester rubbed his... Non existent parts on her thigh. The encounters were consensual. (Can our toons consent? THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PURE LITTLE BEINGS)

I am traumatized.

- Arthur

I have no idea what the fuck was she doing

- Delilah

[guyonsidewalksigns]

The jedi code is so fucking cruel, what do you mean I cant have a family with this man? HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A DADDY. HE IS READY. HE JUST NEEDS TO GET MARRIED TO ME AND THEN WE FIGURE THE REST LATER. PLEASE LET ME MAKE HIM A FATHER.

I WANT HIM. AND I WANT TO MAKE INNAPROPRIATE USE OF THE WORD "DADDY" WITH HIM.

(Imagine how it would feel when he eats you out with that very well-kept beard...)

(btw Im sure he would be a gentle lover who makes love slowly and makes a lot of grunting sounds)

(his hands might be warm too)

[guyonsidewalksigns]

I want Noir back

[guyonsidewalksigns]

Why are they trying to scare me with a Herobrine mod thats literally a dream come true