#talks...

[guyonsidewalksigns]

THEYRE LYING TO ME

THEYRE LYING TO ME!!!

THIS ISNT NOIR STOP

WHY ARE THE WRITERS DOING THIS TO ME

I WANT MY HUSBAND BACK

I WANT HIM BACK

HE IS ACTING LIKE NOIR THIS IS LIKE A SICK JOKE

STOP

[guyonsidewalksigns]

I DONT WANT THAT IMPOSTER I WANT MY BABY BACK

I WANT TO KISS MY MAN AGAIN I DONT WANT THAT ONE AAAAAAAA

I MISS WHEN I SMILED WHEN HE APPEARED AND GOT SCREEN TIME IT FEELS FAKE NOW.

(yes I am aware that @egotisticaleverything already made a post like this but shh let me make my own version of crying about Noir. They made the first post about this btw.)

[guyonsidewalksigns]

Rick is attracted to "dumb/simple" people, huh...?

...

Rick's perfect match is Morty.

[guyonsidewalksigns]

Kinda hope robots dominate the world and one of them keeps me on a leash as a pet and takes care of me.

[guyonsidewalksigns]

Need Anakin Skywalker to treat me like a puppy and adjust my collar

(FUCK PADMÉ*)

[guyonsidewalksigns]

I FUCKING LOVE PROSHIP FOR SAYING THAT THOUGHT CRIME ISNT REAL

IT SUPPORTS ME TO BE FREE FROM THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS, THOUGHTS THAT COME FROM ANGER, THOUGHTS THAT COME RANDOMLY, ETC.

IT MAKES ME NOT HATE MYSELF BECAUSE OF THOUGHTS.

IT HELPS JUST A BIT BUT A BIT IS STILL SOMETHING GOOD.

[guyonsidewalksigns]

The jedi code is so fucking cruel, what do you mean I cant have a family with this man? HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A DADDY. HE IS READY. HE JUST NEEDS TO GET MARRIED TO ME AND THEN WE FIGURE THE REST LATER. PLEASE LET ME MAKE HIM A FATHER.

I WANT HIM. AND I WANT TO MAKE INNAPROPRIATE USE OF THE WORD "DADDY" WITH HIM.

(Imagine how it would feel when he eats you out with that very well-kept beard...)

(btw Im sure he would be a gentle lover who makes love slowly and makes a lot of grunting sounds)

(his hands might be warm too)