#semeprey

[5050114-blog]

[lastlivingcallisto]

semeprey replied to your post: It’s the people I see on Jerry that shoot my faith...

Oh god why are you watching that

Because my mom and the employees watch it at lunch.

And because it's Jerry.

They don't let you fight on Maury, sweetie.

[jimmyjazzbat-blog]

[12:48:11 AM] the dude: but dee havent you always wanted to play a superpowered vanessa hudgens

[a-dill-weed]

True friendship

dementedIcon: john

dementedIcon: hey john

ectoBiologist: yes?

dementedIcon: dude i know you like to leave your shit at my place all the time

dementedIcon: but your panties?

dementedIcon: really?

ectoBiologist: which ones?

ectoBiologist: this is very important.

dementedIcon: black with white trim along the waistline

ectoBiologist: oh okay, that’s not too bad.

dementedIcon: they smell nice

dementedIcon: smell like watermelon

ectoBiologist: i was just about to say no smelling them!

ectoBiologist: melon?!

ectoBiologist: dave, that’s it. you need to leave.

ectoBiologist: there’s only so much you can expect to put up with.

dementedIcon: fuck you

ectoBiologist: stop dicking with my shit and stealing my dildo.

dementedIcon: sorry dude i like to feel full when i strut my ass

ectoBiologist: its alright dude, i understand your needs.

dementedIcon: im glad someone does

ectoBiologist: that’s what best bro’s are for.

dementedIcon: totes

dementedIcon: sniffing eachothers panties and sharing dildos

[a-dill-weed]

Guess who got all their shit today There's a few things I have to fix up But still I am pleased

[jimmyjazzbat-blog]

WHAT A BABE THAT BABE IS NOW MY BABE

[fluffy-flock]

Suddenly hit in the face by a fanfiction idea.

AND HEY GUESS WHAT. I'M A GOOD WRITER. AND I'M ALMOST ON PAGE THREE ALREADY. I'LL PROBABLY GO BACK AND CHANGE A LOT BUT AHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I dare you to try and guess what fandom~~~