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"WHY am I seeing so much of that TV's flat, ugly mug?"
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"WHY am I seeing so much of that TV's flat, ugly mug?"
Best Wife
“Gwen is the best at everything, isn’t she?” Merlin remarked as they walked together. “Best seamstress, best friend, best queen…”
“Best wife,” Arthur added fervently.
Merlin hummed at that and made an ambivalent gesture, just to be difficult. He then had to bite his lip to hold back the laugh that bubbled up in his throat at the king’s indignant expression.
Guinevere, of course, caught the glittering amusement in his eye right away. She put on a tone of exaggerated injury as she demanded, “Merlin, you don’t think I’m the best wife?”
Merlin shot her a well-constructed grimace of guilt and sympathy. “Well, I mean, every man has got to be biased in favor of his own wife, hasn’t he?”
“You don’t have a wife, Merlin,” Arthur informed him with a scowl.
Merlin shrugged, unaffected by the pronouncement. “I might do.”
“No, you don’t—”
Just then, Merlin caught sight of Lancelot coming down the hallway. His eyes lit up. “Lance!”
The knight looked towards the sound and, noticing the trio, waved in greeting.
“I need you to settle a matter for me,” Merlin told him, the picture of earnestness. When Lancelot nodded, he asked, “Who has the best wife: me or Arthur?”
To the king’s immense shock, a stricken look crossed Lancelot’s face.
“You want me to choose?!” he demanded almost shrilly, and if it was an act, it was the most flawless performance in the five kingdoms, because his voice even cracked on the question.
Merlin’s gaze softened at once. “No, no, if it’s too difficult to say, I won’t make you. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.”
Lancelot looked like a man granted a reprieve from execution— an absolutely ridiculous response to an already baffling conversation. Then, with a short nod of farewell, he hurried off down the hallway as if fearing Merlin might change his mind.
Both Arthur and Gwen stared after his retreating back for a long moment before slowly turning those stares back on Merlin.
“Do you have a wife?” the queen asked, incredulous.
Merlin only shrugged again and repeated with a small, mischievous grin: “I might do.”
A special commendation to waitress #9 who went beyond the line of duty by not only feeding a hungry Strix lady
But remaining perfectly ready and in formation two minutes later to announce Tristan's arrival when he decided to visit the party.
There were plenty of willing, available veins for them to bite outside of the staff. So, I like to think that Strix was putting the service to the test.
I am glad to report she performed admirably. Have no doubt, she received a bonus cookie to replenish her strength!
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"Milf."
To Morgana, Drake, and Darkwarrior. What would you say is the best Disney couple ever.
Morgana: I always thought Bell and Beast were a cute pair, honestly.
Darkwing: Me and Morg~<3
Darkwarrior: I don't have time for who's got the best love life. I have a city to take care of... Maybe Quackerjack and Megavolt...? Are they a thing? Well, whatever, just pick one, theirs plenty out there.
Arkyn coughed, wincing in pain from the foreign drink he’d been recommended. Accustomed to mead, the stronger liquor had caught him off guard.
“People actually drink this stuff?”
These lands were strange indeed.
"I can explain--"
“I’d love to keep my promise but I can’t right now, I just got my ass beat in fortnite so my libido’s shot.”