#semi-serious

[hauntedcoyote]

My personal pet theory is that Jonah body hopping not once but twice(!) while Gertrude was working at the institute is what caused her to be suspicious of him. Like, she just looked at Elias and went "there's no way this 25 year-old twink is keeping the tradition of Scheduling Tuesday(tm) alive"

[basementwhumpworm]

Accidental whumper is terrified of bees, so it sucks more that their school/work has been having bug infestations lately.

One day them and Whumpee walk into the building and found a very irritable bee nest. Whumper freaks out while Whumpee tries to stop them from throwing a FUCKING CHAIR at the hive. Whumper does not listen. Whumpee is forced to jump in the way so the bees don’t ✨lose their shit.✨

Whumpee can’t move from of excruciating pain of being hurled a chair at. Whumper, realizing what just happened, panics even more and just RUNS.

So anyways the next time they see each other is a little awkward—-

[marshbevvie]

tired of men in my life trying to scare me and make me weaker than i am.. so here goes

just as i take back “bevvie” i take back this.

*to the tune of dove cameron boyfriend*

I could be a better clown than him

[hewsos-from-lesbos]

Everyone’s all ‘serious political issue this’ and ‘serious social issue that’. Where are my silly guys, my funny bitches, my ridiculous people?

[radiant-vulpine]

canon lore

asriel plays electric bass and banjo him and dess used to sit in the forest and play together and get lost in thought this is where a lot of their inspiration came from kris developed a similar habit over time (take this post as seriously as you wish)

[ginalr]

Ideas for Season 2 of KinnPorsche

Vegas acquires a baby and tries to raise it with Pete and Macau. Everyone is super concerned about Vegas being in charge of a child except for Pete who insists Vegas really NEEDS the baby.

alternatively, Pete informs Vegas that his hedgehogs actually just all died of old age since they don't have super long life spans and encourages him to get a longer-living pet like a snake or a turtle. Bonus points if Vegas gets a super cute little hognose and names it Noodles

Kinn and Vegas join forces to extort the shit out of as many Thai government officials as possible to get legalised gay marriage

Alternatively, or as well as this, some other gangsta family thinks because Kinn's mafia is just overflowing with domestic gay relationships it'll be a good idea to take them down and this is how Kinn and Vegas un-burn their familial bridges

Someone has a real serious chat with Vegas and Pete about good BDSM practices vs actual fucking abuse and the two actually work on finding out how a relationship can exist between them

Kinn hires a family therapist. Like just an on-site therapist for everyone. Fuck it, hire a team.

Kinn wants to get the family business out of the illegal shit and just have the legal-ish (is gambling legal in Thailand???) businesses running legitly without other mods, weapons trading, drugs etc. Vegas is like ":( but that means no more wet work for me" and Kinn just encourages him to have healthy kinky sex with his subby boyfriend like a normal person.

[luna-melon]

Niles Crane is a useless lesbian.

[doctor-roman]

Mutuals, what should I say about myself in a performance review