Sorrow TV Quote Prompts
[check out Sorrow TV on youtube! most of these come from ad libs to commentate on the show, so have fun with this weird batch of em!]
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“I know how the human body works because mine is GIGANTIC!”
“Hehe... dog paws...”
“It’s 2:30 in the morning, so shut the fuck up!”
“Do you want to be loved? Like a T. rex?”
“We’re talking about a guy that punches doors.”
“Stop making me say baby!!”
“Take that, ASS GOBLIN!!”
“Why dontcha make like a tree and get hit by a bus, ya tramp!”
“What do you want, free hair? Do you think hair grows on trees??”
“What’s that gotta do with banana phones?”
“I wonder if this guy’s super self conscious about his legs...”
“Oh really?? Well if potatoes don’t have blood, what do you think KETCHUP is made out of??”
[in Russian accent] “Ah, I see you like to make fun of grammar... I like to break face!”
“If I put two seashells over my ears, I can block out the voices.”
“I was too distracted by this girl’s CHEX MIX RING!”
“You are strong, child, but i am beyond strength.”
