#sephirahs

[ceeberoni]

commission for @sephirahs !!

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yesod: the odds of that happening coincidentally are astonishingly small.

hokma: i would say infinitesimally.

malkuth: yes, and i would say teenily-weenily. we all know words!

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chesed: biggest betrayal is when its supposed to rain and it doesnt.

gebura: bigger betrayal 😡😡😡 is when bitches 😒🤡🐶 dont die. 😵😵😵

chesed: what

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malkuth: dude.

netzach: im busy now. i just ate glass by accident

malkuth: you what

netzach: please leave me alone. i ate glass

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Hod: Are you alright? You don't look like you slept that much last night.

Chesed: I got a solid eight minutes.

Chesed: Not consecutively, but still, it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Yesod: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Netzach: 420

Yesod: No, that’s really immature of you. Guess again and please take it seriously.

Malkuth: 69

Yesod: Yeah it’s 69

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malkuth: anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

yesod: can’t relate

netzach, high: why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

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hod: she was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

netzach: his name was Jared, nineteen

chesed: when his parents built a strange machine

hokma: watch that scene, digging the dancing queen

malkuth: AYY MACARENA

geburah and yesod, in perfect sync: horrible job everyone