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☞ trash snake and/or yammy B )

“Ronaldo Kuriki?” His gaze pins you down with barely contained impatience. Perhaps now isn't the best time to pester Yamato about worthless nobodies. “Enlighten me. Who is that and why do you waste my time with such drivel?”

#septentrixne #(meme.)#(query.)#(guest muse: hot twin.)#roasts ronaldo #:U

☞ trash snake and/or yammy B )

“Aw, I'm sorry... does that hurt?” Hazama simpers, though there is nothing particularly repentant in the serpentine curve of his lips or in the laughter that soon follows. He crouches down beside you, eyes fixated on your downright pitiful expression as he leans closer, mocking you with every ounce of his strength. “Well? Cat got your tongue?”

#septentrixne #(query.)#(meme.)#(guest muse: trash snake.)#herpderp

septentrixne:

CONTINUED FROM ★

“You–!! What is the meaning of this? Release me!” He shook the handcuff violently in an effort to remove it, but to no avail.

"Ahaha, the Shining One suggested I spend more time with you. Unfortunately, I knew you would be opposed to the idea and so I came up with the plan of binding you to me through the use of handcuffs,"Alcor silently watched with amusement as the Hotsuin attempted to break the cuffs open only to realize the futility of his actions. With a laugh, he proceeded to explain. "Oh yes, these are impervious to magic as well."

#(v; ?)#septentrixne #dun dun dun dunnnn #i bet alcor watched some death note and saw l and light #rolls away laughing

{Hey, well if it isn’t a familiar face! He could spot that scowl from miles away! As bright as the sun in how displeased and annoyed it showed! Hibiki walks over to the JP’s chief, an extra bottle of Ramune other than the one he was drinking in his arm as he waves hello with his free hand.}

“Hey there Yamato! Fancy seeing you here! You thirsty? You look thirsty.”

#shining bunny;#septentrixne #'thirsty' yeah yamato's thirsty all right #sorry for my shitty starter XD #takoyaki cheif

septentrixne:

“Wha–? Come on, I told you not to touch anything!” Hibiki tried his absolute best to hide his smile, but the urge to laugh was too strong. “Pfft, dude. It’s probably not even broken. Let me see it, okay?”

“I am truly sorry, Shining One I thought, perhaps, a simple human machine wouldn’t be too difficult to peruse,” Alcor replied, distress evident in his tone of voice. The machine in question shook and rattled ominously before them, appearing as though it were on the verge of collapse. Even an entity that lacked prior knowledge of kitchen appliances knew something was terribly amiss. “I assumed by its given name -- dishwasher -- that it had the capacity to wash dishes. I meant to lighten your burden, Shining One. Unfortunately, the bar of soap I inserted within its confines does not seem to agree with its inner mechanisms.”

He paused, then quickly took the Shining One’s wrist in hand to pull him away from the foamy dishwasher. “I cannot allow you to step any closer, Shining One! We do not know how dangerous it is.”

#(v; ?)#septentrixne #holy shit how many threads do we even have--

// I'm on mobile but the battle thing o3o

Send me a ☭ with your muse (or any other character), and my character will tell you what they’d say if they were fighting with or against you in a game like Marvel vs. Capcom.

Alcor vs. Naoya

Battle theme: Devil Survivor 2 Record Breaker - Providence

Battle intro: “I do not think you are here for civil conversation.”

Victory: “…are you satisfied now?”

Defeat: “…!? Is this… the extent of my will…?”

Assist: “Very well.”

Taunt: “There is no shame in admitting defeat.”

Reacting to Taunt: “Mere words cannot help you.”

Tie: “Interesting…”

Perfect Victory: “You cannot simply rely on your hate to best me.”

#septentrixne #(query.)#(meme.)#alcor is so passive aggressive holy shit.........#THIS TOOK SO LONG CAUSE OF SHAQ MERCH