𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑺 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑨𝑵 𝑼𝑵𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑬 . more starters taken from ridiculous texts my muses have sent on wire / discord . adjust pronouns as necessary !
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] yeah no that's normal and makes sense
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] oh ur gonna be insufferable i think
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] if ur trying to imply i ENJOY ur company . . . i plead the fifth
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] how do i go to starbucks without getting murdered 🥲
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] being shot at wasn't great
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i know you have a sense of humor [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you laugh at my jokes and i'm hilarious
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] we're only arguing because you're acting like a fuckboy 🙄
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] IF i find no elves i will CONSIDER recanting my statement
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you look like you bench bikers as a morning routine
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i feel like a really tall kid could do a sick backflip in a bouncy house .
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] do shrimp have omega 3s
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] want to go to thailand to see a baby hippo
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i miss you it's been like almost a whole hour
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i would pay to see a stubborn - off between you and a donkey
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i promise you it's almost tolerable
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] what if we kissed in the abandoned basement
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i'm getting better @ texting :-) [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] ( [ name ] taught me how to do that face )
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] we're both tiny and we both have big brown eyes !!!!
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] WHAT what if i just came to tell you i love you hmm ????
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i don't think birds are real
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you get it to a degree that terrifies me !!
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] will [ name ] let us install a mobile bird cage in the car i feel like this can be done
[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] do u think sponges have feelings
