TUMBLR IF YOU’RE REALLY UP FOR SALE I CAN OFFER YOU $12 AND A CRISP HIGH-FIVE I HAVE BEEN SAVING THEM FOR JUST SUCH AN OCCASION
CHANGES I WOULD IMPLEMENT IMMEDIATELY:
BAN NAZIS
VASTLY EXPANDED LIBRARY OF EXPLOSION GIFS
BAN NAZIS
BLOGS PLAY RANDOMLY SELECTED SONG FROM GUNS & ROSES UPON LOADING
REPLACE HEART SYMBOL WITH FIST BUMP
UNBAN NUDITY LET’S GET SOME D*CKS AND T*TS UP IN THIS MOTHERF*CKER
SERIOUSLY HOW THE F*CK IS “BAN THE NAZIS” A CONTROVERSIAL DECISION
BAN ARGUING THROUGH REBLOG CHAINS. ARGUMENTS ARE NOW SETTLED IN THE TUMBLR CAGE MATCH IN MUTUALLY AGREED UPON DEATH DOME
FILL BLANK SPACE ON LEFT SIDE WITH MENU THAT SENDS BBQ DIRECTLY TO YOUR LOCATION
ALL USERS “ABOUT ME” SECTIONS REPLACED WITH HOW MUCH THEY CAN BENCH
HANK GREEN GETS TO COME BACK OUR BAD WE WERE ALL JUST IN A BAD PLACE
EVERYONE GETS AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PIT
HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE LET’S DO THIS SH*T









