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I love Cyberverse Soundwave so much. Cunt extraordinaire. Plays diegetic music just to be a bitch to his fellow Decepticons. Gets in petty office place drama with Shockwave to get employee of the month but NOT because of an unwavering loyalty to Megatron; it's just because he's a bitch. When Megatron pisses off not once, but twice, Soundwave takes over the Decepticons no questions asked. Where's Megatron? Soundwave doesn't give a fuck, he has things to do. First joins up with the Decepticons because of how he beat Soundblaster in a rap battle, something Soundblaster holds a grudge about for YEARS and meanwhile for Soundwave it was a Tuesday. Of all his lack of loyalties, he gets so bent up about HOT ROD getting hurt that he kamikazes to defeat the Big Bad.

Never transforms in the show ONCE. Serves cunt in my heart forever.

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I know that OTP as a term isn't super popular anymore but it is TO ME and so I'm introducing a new adjacent phrase to my personal lexicon: OTB. One True Blorbo. The character that no matter what, no matter how long its been, no matter how many fandoms you've been in since, the OTB will always be your most specialest guy in the whole wide world.

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Exactly TWO YEARS to the day since Jason Weight dropped his drafts for what he would have proposed for s18 of red vs blue. Which included canon grimmons, bisexual Sarge, and ace Donut - fanfiction style. And I will never ever forget this. The Nov25th of grimmons. Mr Weight where ever you are I hope you're having an incredible day.

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On a post about RWBY getting picked up by viz. fucking RWBY. Be for real right now.

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The only missing connection from the ending rooftop scene in Stranger Things is Robin & Jonathan. Everyone else had interacted on screen before other than those two. And between his choice in post-Hawkins activities (film studies at NYU) and her lovebirds comment, I like to believe their relationship is partly Robin putting herself on a mission to get him out of the closet. Only its completely immaterial to whether or not he actually likes men. She'd clock him as gay and then would refuse to give up the idea because she'd take too much pride in her gaydar never being wrong.

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This is seemingly supposed to be Optimus Prime's "battle station". But tell me with a straight face that this doesn't look like Two Trucks.mp3

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College friend called me drunk at like 9:30pm and then I started drinking in solidarity, there is NOTHING like drunk girl to drunk girl communications. She should dump him.

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I know everyone loves to make japes and jabs about the queerbaiting of Grimmons (including me) but my hot take is was that it was never truly queerbaiting until at the earliest S15. Never in a single mainline season of RvB before 15 did they truly queerbait Grimmons. The qualifier for queerbaiting is to keep LGBT fans watching while not aliening their mainstream audience, but I do NOT think they looked at their fanbase comprised majorly of reddit users and thought "okay lets tease the minority shippers too to make sure they stay watching". They did not even consider the fangirls, for years. Rooster Teeth never needed to do that until their company was on life support.

The cracks in seasons 1&2 about them being an old married couple and to stop the pillow talk etc etc? Normal 2004-era "gay people haha funny" jokes. Only in current year can those things be retroactively construed as bait. Behind the scenes stuff? Also mostly jokes of the time.

So what about the storage closet sex? Even hotter take: that was more a straight up a jump to ship teasing. Like there was hardly any "bait" there. They had sex. Period. That was the Nov5th of grimmons. Only after THAT did they bait, because of how they never actually talk. About the storage closet sex. And only allude to it and Them(tm).