I'm sorry but John c'mon man. why the fuck are you tearing pages out of A BINDER. you know you can undo those lil rings right?? then your sons won't have to know about your other son????

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I'm sorry but John c'mon man. why the fuck are you tearing pages out of A BINDER. you know you can undo those lil rings right?? then your sons won't have to know about your other son????
Still can't stop thinking about the way John was looking at Major Sholto at the wedding.
Look at that smile! Like isn't he supposed to be looking at his wife in that way? That's his own goddamned wedding after all! 😭
ASDFDSDAFFDA HONESTLY.
John gives more care and love to the men in his life than his own goddamned wife. I SWEAR TO GOD John's probably looked at Greg this way too at some point (I mean, who WOULDN'T, hnng).
ANYWAY, thanks for sharing, you've murdered me.
first john mulaney kills princess diana and now he starts a pandemic?! when will it be enough?
“we thought it was fun”. Not really, no.
John reminding people that Sherlock shot a man in cold blood, yet paid no consequences for his actions because his friends “thought it was fun”.
No, you moron, he shot a man to protect your wife’s secrets and therefore her life and your happiness. He was willing to pay whatever price required of him and you didn’t leave him off the hook easily; in fact he was saved by the proverbial bell, in this instance an apparently unsolvable problem.
He was saved because he was deemed useful again.
I totally prefer the Tarmac Hell to the "He Would Rather Have Anyone But You" Hell
Joseph: So here are your keys-- it is imperative that you keep them somewhere safe, somewhere the resistance will never--
Joseph: Really? Around your necks? Come on guys, take it seriously.
Jacob: I am. Who's gonna dare try and grab it?
Faith: And mine's hidden under my dress.
Joseph: Okay, okay, fair enough. John--
John: They'll be too distracted by my sexiness to notice it.
Jacob: ... no they won't.
Faith: He just wants people to look at his chest.
John: shut up
Dep points to the night sky
Dep: "and I named that star Jacob because it shines the brightest"
John: "that's obviously a telecom antenna"
Jacob: " STFU John who even invited you"
Someone needs to stop getting stabbed then laughing w/ stitches.