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It’s so funny how Crowley is constantly saying “nothing to do with me! The humans thought of that themselves!” about various human atrocities. Oh no, that’s terrible, who gave humans the idea to think for themselves? We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

#yes yes free will and all that #but it’s still a *little* bit his fault #good omens shitpost #good omens 2 #good omens #anthony j crowley #serpentposting

[EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TO KNOW HIM, WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.]

#serpentposting #this is an oc. hi mary #snickerdoodles

The Serpent's Infiltration

Day 1 in the garden. I fucking hate it here. Everywhere I look it has His fingerprints all over it. I'll admit, he did a good job. This place is really cute. Tried water. Gross and salty. No one's noticed that I'm a demon and not a regular snake.

Day 6 in the garden. Was informed about the good water. It's so good. Tried a mouse today. Even better. I really like this place when I ignore the parts that remind me of Him. No one's noticed that I'm a demon and not a regular snake.

Day 77 in the garden. I was hanging out by the wall and I saw that fuckwad with the sword I fucking hate him oh my sssssssssssI don't ever wanna see his face again. Maybe I should leave and never come back just so I don't have to risk bumping into him. Thankfully he didn't recognize me because if he so much as made eye contact I would've bit his fucking throat out. Cover has not yet been blown but whooo boy did we get close today.

Day 122 in the garden. I really do like it here. It's gorgeous, and everyone's so nice. But I get antsy. It's still all too much like Him, like the way things are up there. Nicer, more colorful, more cozy, but still. Caught the female human looking at the Tree of Knowledge today. The "Forbidden" one. Every time I hear about the "Forbidden" Fruit I just want to flip my shit. What's so bad about Knowledge of Good and Evil? Big Guy just wants to hoard the moral True North for Himself. If they don't know what's Evil, how will they know not to do it? "Because He told them not to do it" what, you want Daddy to hold your hand through everything? I know you're less than a year old but you won't be forever! You really expect me to go on like this forever?

Day 122, addendum: Fuck it, you know what I'm going to do?

#a little poem #about how I feel in the local coffee shop that's adorable but run by a very christain family #they're incredibly kind and the place is adorable but the religious paraphernalia makes me uncomfortable sometimes #serpentposting #the garden of eden