#sersly

[thouartfucked]

I need about 5 new tatttos, a fat blunt and beautiful woman in my lap rn.

[novemberocean]

as an artistic child who was in trouble a lot, i have discovered something. permanent marker, is really only permanent on paper (which itself is really impermanent so i dont know about that either) like, i literally know how to get sharpie off just about any surface

[theblindferret]

How far I'll go is like the chillest song to have as an alarm in the morning

[moriarty-mastermind]

how can one have many followers and yet....,.,,,...,,,, no attention

[hamadeus1133]

I think today is a writing day

[randomnameless]

Wacky AUs time - Claude!Faval and Jabarro/Bramsel musings

I am having Claude!Faval ideas now and it’s catastrophic :

Princess Patty (with major Blaggi blood lol) is a well-known thief? Maybe she steals from the rich to give it to the poor? But Duke Faval?? Has to rebuild and develop the Blaggi Church? Hopefully Sleuf’s here! Ultimately, the Patty/Corple takes over Edda while Faval ends up in Jungby (gotta put his heir there after all). Alas he has no “competent” second in Jungby.

Also, Fire Emblem Augstry 775 :

Jabarro is secrely an associate of Lewyn and his mercenary band only accept “kill Loptyr douches in the desert” requests. 

(which was a master plan of Bramsel to get rid of his rivals and be the only Loptyr Priest of importance left in Yied). 

But Jabarro gets too greedy and doesn’t realise Bramsel’s money comes from the Empire/the Sect and forgets Lewyn’s orders. When Seliph comes, Jabarro knows Bramsel’s a douche but he is a wealthy douche so he has to be defended. What happens next is in the game.

(Bramsel was totally a former Miletos merchant who decided to become an employee of the Sect/Empire to earn money again).

welp

[gorkyschildhood]

because best time to read all the fics your fictional gay otp kissing each other is before the finals! 

[bylroos]

srsly does anyone who follows me play final fantasy 14 bc im lonely