Night Noon @novemberocean - Tumblr Blog

The kids are aight

#fucking flawless #normally I'd be nervous about annoying customer service workers #but they're being very polite while breaking the rules #and I support sneaking into this movie instead of giving it money #they chose the right man to lead them he's so handsome #qwhat #TECHNICALLY this is the trojan war since the Odyssey was after #but whatever #the odyssey

chaotic-neutral-knitter

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

#i wish i was less self aware #qwhat

nincoverband

Murderbot: I need to fool all these humans into thinking I'm one of them. I need to be smart and not do anything to tip them off. I will Be Human.

Also Murderbot:

#then when the people give it a blank look its like “well i said please”#it only needs to ask one more time before it is promptly handed a gun btw #i comes over saves the leader's life shoots the gun outta the hand of the attackers (showing them how to fight back) and fucks off #it didnt get a hard currency card for it but i bet it wishes that all its contracts were like that #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #murderbot diaries #platform decay #secunit #qwhat

starlightomatic

Have you seen Star Wars

No I have seen none of it

I have seen less than a full movie

I have seen at least one full movie

I have seen at least one full trilogy

I have seen the first two trilogies of the main series

I have seen some other combination of at least six Star Wars movies

I have seen all nine movies of the main series

I have seen some other combination of at least nine movies

I have seen all nine plus at least one other Star Wars film

I have seen every Star Wars film ever made

I have seen every Star Wars film ever made + read/played other Star Wars content

I have seen, read, and played all official Star Wars content ever made

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

#man I have to give up the title of seeing every star wars movie ever made #because of the sequel trilogy I never saw the last one #qwhat

the-evil-clergyman

Illustrations from Stories from Hans Christian Andersen by Edmund Dulac (1911)

#i bought this book #i have a new found soft spot for the princess and the pea #shes underrated #qwhat #brothers grimm

thestuffedalligator

I have the baseless headcanon that Mary Poppins is Maleficent.

Maleficent reforms sometime in the fourteenth century, greatly reduced. She wanders the countryside in the shape of a harridan, another bogeyman to warn children of.

The peasantry - who remember Maleficent as the fey who inexplicably sent her minions to inspect every cradle in the kingdom - think that she is another of these goblins.

They call her La Mauvaise Paysanne.

***

She arrives in England in the eighteenth century on the back of a fairy tale.

Fairies take the shape of the stories told about them. The myth has changed, and so has she. She takes the shape of an enchantress, the punisher of naughty children, the rewarder of the good.

The English people call her the Merry Peasant.

***

By the nineteenth century, the edges of her myth have been sanded off entirely. She’s known as a fairy godmother who blesses good children.

She doesn’t mind this, but when she gets the chance to reshape her wand, she gives it a crow’s head in memory of her old familiar.

They’ve started calling her Mary Pauper.

***

By the twentieth century, Mary Poppins is more powerful than she’s been in centuries.

She’s also changed completely. She understands this to her core, and mostly she’s fine with it.

She misses it every now and then, of course. The palace, the minions, the mistress of all evil. She sniffs and says these are are ridiculous thoughts, but she thinks them nevertheless.

This is partly why she enjoys being a nanny. It’s a good compromise. She can be strict but fair with her charges, and every now and then she meets a particularly incorrigible parent who she can curse into oblivion.

#yes #seconded and confirmed #maleficent #mary poppins #qhwat

efeceojota

#you can just DO that with tile????#the PRECISION #resell value i dont know her #and i never WANT to #qwhat

charl0ttan

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

charl0ttan

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

#just moved back to the states #I'm pretty sure if the world flooded I'd still stay dry #qwhat

storynerd121

so I just watched the odyssey movie....

and I made this within 5 minutes of returning. so I think that sums up my thoughts on it. (though im willing to rant more if ppl want it. cause I have COMPLAINTS)

#I have consistently had zero interest in that movie #good to know my bias is backed up #fucking hell removing Nobody...#qwhat

lostinhistory

curlicuetruth

found this in one of the news articles

I can’t decide whether seven bushmaster bites means you should stay away from bushmasters or declare yourself bushmaster king

#what #no seriously what #qwhat

milquetoaast

source

#someone with editing skills add the instant transmission noise from dragon ball #cuz that lil bunny TELEPORTED #qwhat

reunmint

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

#keety keety keety #kitty cats #they are kitties ur honor #eeveelution #Pokemon #qwhat

diasdelfuego

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling

#he's talking about a bad movie but in that movie a little girl is adopted #and it's a very sweet scene ok?#she's like “are you guys here to adopt a kid?”#and they say “not just any kid we want you”#and as bad of a movie as it is #it's a very sweet scene #sweet enough that I remembered it to give u context #qwhat

loving-jack-kelly

i love murderbot's constant habit of being like. what they just said was mean. not that it hurt my feelings because i don't have feelings i'm not a stupid human. but it was mean. they're mean and i hate them. but not because they're mean. just because they're stupid. but don't be mistaken. what they said was mean.