#settee chronicles

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: We need a new settee for Cora’s bedroom.

Rosamund: *disgusted* Not in front of my salad!

[bella-caecilia]

a Downton Abbey fanfic

This new Cobert (smut) fic was inspired by a discussion with the @ Downton squad about Cobert certainly breaking some settees in the course of getting Robert ‘more active’ after his health scare. I hope you guys like this take on it. 

Summary: Settees tend to be witnesses of Cora's and Robert's intimate moments of terrific fun quite often. And this doesn't stop after Robert's health scare shows the two that they're not getting younger. Basically a shameless excuse for more Cobert smut. Set somewhere at the end of season 6/after the series. 

Note: No settees were harmed in the portrayed lovemaking (yet).

You can also read it on AO3

[cobertaddict]

[lawrencewargraves]

*an actual conversation of me and my elder brother during dinner a few hours ago*

Bro: So DA 2...is like...a vacation mode for the entire fam?

Me: Yeah

B: So...are Cora and Robert going to break a settee in Violet's villa, too?

M: *almost chokes* How the fudge did you know about that?!

B: Remember when you showed me the 'settee chronicles' on Tumblr?

M: *remembered that moment* *realizes* *instant regret*

B:

M:

B:

M:...I told you to forget that

[abumperprize]

Cora and Robert try something new after they've broken all the settees. ;)

Chaise Lounge by Wet Leg

[levinson-mannion]

[bella-caecilia]

Cobert: *reminiscing the settee that had to bite the dust during last night's escapade*

[cobertaddict]

Meanwhile Robert’s like: