Don't want an election?
It's perfectly normal for people your age.
(This is a reference to a joke in 2017, which can be found here.)
You're at the ripe young age of 58. Sometimes you get excited and it's horribly inconvenient - like when you get caught with your pants down, with a scandal or two.
You've reached the age where you know something about elections and how to have them. Still, they're so embarrassing even though you know you have to have them, to maintain the apparatuses that define you, that make you more of a democracy.
It gets a bit annoying, just to have all your affairs hanging out there. Mortifying even, in an age of social media. It might even feel wrong, too - the hot-headedness of rallies, the heightened emotions and sensitivities, the desire to have one unifying pillar, all packed into a mere 8 days.
It's a normal thing to have an election and not want one. There's, funnily enough, a little blue pill for that, for people your age, to get you to stop being so worked up.
You know, countries like you are also pretty tired of their elections. Take the grand old country of the United States for instance, who keeps yelling at their elections and saying they're fraudulent. Or Thailand, who just had an election that practically didn't matter. Or Israel, who's had several elections and still remains polarised. Or the United Kingdom, where one vote seven years ago just made things worse for the foreseeable future.
These guys all had elections that really didn't serve to change anything or even made things worse. I think you'd sympathise; it's too hard to go majulah right now.
Ask your doctor for that little blue pill today!
(The blue pills pictured are estrogen.)
* Do not take the blue pill if your country is prone to authoritarian tendencies. Side effects may include an incredibly boring news cycle, lethargy and apathy. If your country has not had an election for more than ten years, seek help immediately.
