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my dashboard did a funny thing lol. @arlos-warm-drpepper @hedwig221b
I think "Don't call me dude" and Derek "Allergic to Doors and thus enters Stiles' room via the window" Hale are both fanon 😂😂 because afaik he did it maybe once? out of necessity? but i don't remember if it was shown or if the fandom decided he just Dit It.
These two are such sterek staples that whoever came up it should definitely be in Elysium. They deserve lifetime paradise, seriously.
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tags: Established Relationship, Alpha Derek Hale, Attempt at Humor, Cheesy, Fluff, Derek Hale is a Softie, Implied Sexual Content
a/n: inspired by a reel on instagram. and the title is from Taylor's song "Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince."
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The tabs opened on his chrome browser make no sense. Not one bit. But he supposes that's just a representation of his own mind, and his morbid curiosity, and whose fault is that, really? No one's. Perhaps his mom's — but no more than it's his dad's to have given him his obsession with everything non-sensical. His dad just has to find patterns, and really, maybe his entire problem is that he is the combination of two very weirdly specific people.
What was he working on, again?
ok so i kind of want a canon divergent fic where Stiles & Derek know each other from their childhood (Derek is like 3-4 years older than him and used to pick up Cora from the same daycare maybe?)
the plot doesn't change till s3's finale, minus some of the character's deaths. Boyd, Erica, Allison — they all live. except, see, except stiles knows derek.
and derek knows stiles.
so post nogitsune arc where everyone can finally breathe, there is no other danger that is incoming, stiles pesters derek to call a "pack night" and derek begrudgingly texts so in the group named "awooo plus others." everyone's first thought is that derek has been possessed, or something, but then stiles records a video of derek saying it too and sends it via derek's phone. nobody questions who took the video, and they all come together for the pack night.
So many people coming for Soldier Boy's writing being ass this season, when he's just a man with no moral compass.
His conviction comes from a mix of info he has and his feelings, like most humans. He's a foil to Homelander, who was raised as a lab-rat, conditioned to always wanting approval and never getting it; someone who doesn't understand that actions have consequences because that's human. And Homelander's not a human, he's God.
Soldier Boy grew up as a boy and then man who also wanted approval but never got it, until he got the golden chance to get the V1 in his system. Then, he was a star and no-one could touch him, except people did and tore his trust to pieces. Not saying he's a great fucking guy, because no-one in this show really is, but he's got a heart and it's been churned like butter and poured to shit. So, yeah, SB's got more feelings than he does information, because every new info is treated as mistrust, and then judged as untrustworthiness, and then baked into half-thought decisions that seem right at the time.
Ep 4, he got emotional and angry at the tree dude, blasted said dude to literal death, and let The Boys go believing he's gonna have his son kill him once he does get free from the uranium chamber. Instead, Homelander saw his crying face (something which I believe made SB fall from the pedestal in his mind, he's a mere human who has emotions, and also, he's someone i want to be proud of me, and also, i think, we loved the same woman. that's got to amount to something for him) and let him live.
SB chose to see this as an act of grudging respect. A kind of approval from his blood, and from the woman he loved, who must have seen something in Homelander to have chosen him. I don't think he realized then, that Homelander loved Stormfront, like H rightly guessed about SB (because he's been smart, but he's putting his superiority and his conviction of being correct over fact recently).
Then, ep 5. A budding father-son outing to kill people, gather V1, the family business you know. SB's already made up his mind about his son, and we get to see that in this ep with his, "he's my fucking asexual weirdo," while looking at Malchemical. (A wild Jacting choice, lol, to look at the angel whilst saying that). There's also the parallel of a woman, Fire-Cracker, becoming the bridge to, heh, bridge the gap between the two completely.
"Pillow Talk?"
SB's also smart, he knows H's temperament, but he, imo, did not think beyond the fact of "bonding with my son" and spilled the beans on that one. Homelander, too, in a moment of utter shock to everyone, gave her the chance to pack up and leave. But she didn't have anyone outside on her team, because she burned her bridges, she was desperate, you see? And desperation means keep talking, and assuming her faith will save her, but ultimately its Homelander and he's got his conviction of being a Higher Being, but he doesn't have the compassion for it. He has a complex instead, and she misspoke, called him a man; We see her dead body in ep 6, and there's that consequence, which SB probably didn't care enough to ponder on when he started with "pillow talk."
Ep 6, SB is proud of Homelander but doesn't want to show it to him. He's warming up to the guy, accepting him against all weirdness, and then he sees the goddamn sex video of amputee Stormfront/Clara and Homelander, the woman they both love, and realizes that the base of that love was always Clara telling him he's the strongest fucking Supe, except at that time Homelander wasn't born yet, and in this video he's obviously there and Clara's there and the glass shatters and makes SB bleed.
Homelander realizes this is Sage's trick, tells SB so, but the anger burns and they split. Well, SB lives. What do you do when you realize you changed who you are to become strong, to become the best, and were treated so for a long while, and then the person who made you feel so special actually found someeone better than you and it's your goddamn son?
You're not special. You were just a placeholder. And then, you see your friend from ages ago, also immortal, whose love is alive and denying V1, a chance of immortality together, and you realize love is difficult no matter who it is. It's a stupid agony inducing heart palpitation.
Basically: Bombsight's and Geisha's lasting love, and that little speech about, "You were everything that Clara wanted," was a narrative set-up to put two wolves inside SB. One who hates Homelander because Clara loved him more, and the other who loves Clara too much and sees her vision more than he sees his hatred.
And there it is. The man with trust issues and volatile moments of emotional epiphanies, who thinks of now and not the consequences, and the V1 needle is handed over to Homelander and his insatiable, psychological, nerve-wracking delusion of being God himself when he's nothing but an experiment gone awfully wrong. He's the product of humans playing God and unleashing the flood, except there's no Noah's Ark this time.
SB isn't changing sides. He has none. He doesn't have a purpose, and its narratively woven, rather than being genuine "ass writing." Kripke has many flaws, but nobody can deny that S1-S5 of Supernatural weren't narratively tight.
Having a baby all by yourself — and I mean that in the sense that Agatha used magic to create Nicky — is against the universe's laws. Humans cannot do this. They cannot reproduce by any other means than doing the devil's tango. The pentagram cannot be a stand-in for the D for Deed.
(had to put a read more because it got too long + spoilers for ep 8 & 9)
can ppl pls rec some feel good, fluffy, and 100% crackish, humourish fic for either Merthur or SuperBat? like the more ridiculous the better.
For Merthur if you have any outsider POV recs from the POV of a new servant/knight or sm lol that would be epiccc
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It feels like an entity of his own, the way his blood rushes inside his body, the way his bones and flesh too small to hold what he's feeling. It feels like he's one of those poor people the alien's egg is going to incubate in, tear through him to become the deeply terrifying, shapeless, haunting monster.
This feeling is overwhelming, something he can't really name. But it's not unwelcomed. It is, in some fucked up way, like a call to him — he feels that rush of power, of trust, too. The call to his magic. The way his breaths come out calmer.
He can't really name it, not really, but he knows this feeling is the most important thing he possesses.
So it's not really a shock when the demon looks at him and only him, one arm out like he's going to snatch it without permission, a sharp grin on its borrowed face. "You," the demon beckons, and Derek snarls, protective. Derek moves in front of him, like it's going to stop the demon. Like there's anything they can do except take this deal. The demon laughs, reedy and evil, and he's sure the person doesn't sound like this; this demon has taken over completely, and Stiles doubts they can save the man who is being possessed at the moment.
"What do you want?" Derek's fang slur his question, but he's understandable, and Stiles puts his hand on Derek's shoulder, pulls him by his soft henley. They were on a walk around the preserve, a routine perimeter check, but here they stand now, in the middle of this clearing where kids had definitely messed around in and found the fuck out.
The camping bags are still warm, but the trail to the kids has gone cold. Unless they take this deal.
"I told you, wolf," the demon sing-songs, and Stiles wonders where he got this body from. The man is clearly in his 30's, light brown hair, hazelnut skin, brown eyes. He cannot be one of the people who summoned the demon, here. "I want what's most precious to your pet."
Derek's been growling all this time, but now he roars, all restraint broken under the clearly verbalized threat.
Only Stiles' hand on Derek's shoulder stops him from leaping at the demon.
"Derek," he says, concerned. They have no idea how to deal with demons that aren't evil fox spirits. "Maybe this is the only way."
And he wants out. He knows what are his most precious things — his feelings. Especially for him. He wants to get rid of it, because there's rarely anything as painful as feeling like your world tilts on its axis when you know theirs stays the same. They're friends, and pack, and that is all they can be.
It would be okay to lose these feelings.
"Listen to him, listen to him!"
"Stiles, don't you dare move!"
Stiles moves around Derek and is again in front of the demon. "Will you leave, then? Never to come back?"
"I'd do you one better — I shall forbid any other of my kind to come back here."
Derek doesn't grab him back, but he does verbally accuse Stiles of being stupid. Stiles is grateful for their relationship to have come to a point where Derek knows better than to stop him when he's set his mind, and he's really fucking gonna miss his bubbling mess of a heart later.
"Deal," he says, and there the lips come, cold and cruel; a quick, dirty kiss that leaves Stiles gasping for breath.
He closes his eyes, and when he opens them, it's to Derek hovering over him worriedly. It makes Stiles feel packed, so he pushes Derek backwards, and stomps his way back towards the Loft.
Derek follows suit.
i wanna know how many people ship Regina × Hook × Emma, because omg, their dynamic can be sooo good if explored.
plus they're all hot
