#shadow talks

[dracshadowd]

My fave twst ship... if anyone cares

[shadow4-1]

So I just saw your seeing you without your fatigues little blurb and what if you were covered in tattoos like from neck to your hands to your feet? Can you imagine how insane they will go?

Like under all of those bulky fatigues there is art and they just can’t stop staring 

Oh my gosh 😍 this is a really cool idea!

Like, I'm imagining you STAY 100% covered because in most militaries visible tattoos are a big no no. I don't think the 141 is as strict since Ghost and Soap have some, but they do tend to keep their tattoos pretty well covered. So, you follow suit. You're always in something to keep you fully covered.

And the moment you have to roll up your sleeves to get dirty all you get is stares. Price knows you have tats but he didn't realize how many. His mustache twitches and he swallows thickly. You think you're about to get in trouble until Ghost gently rotates your arm to get a better look. He raises a brow, he seems impressed. Soap is practically foaming at the mouth while Gaz has to restrain him.

"Holy shite, love. Wot th' fock!"

"Stop it, Soap! You're scarin' 'em!"

(This was such a great ask! Thanks for sending it in :3)

[felidaeng]

kodys big gay shiny hunting adventure

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

My mom has been having issues with her thumb knuckle (??) for like a week now and while that really sucks it has led to some very entertaining conversations

Today she'd been emptying the dishwasher and suddenly came, holding her thumb up: any ideas? I was getting a spoon out of the dishwasher and when i stopped gripping it, it sent stabbing pain through the joint and it took a couple seconds for that to fade again. Holding it was fine, releasing it was the issue

Me, blankfaced: they do be doin that sometimes

My mother after blankly staring back for ten seconds, eye now twitching: they. Do NOT be Doing that! No!

My sister walking in: oh hey what's up?

My mom: repeats her question

My sister completely unbothered: oh yeah, happens sometimes

My mom: no. It doesn't. It. It doesn't. One week. I want one week without either of you revealing that something else has been painful your entire lives that you thought was normal. One week!

(she's been begging for that one week for years. She hasn't gotten it yet and she keeps thinking there can't possibly be more. Each week she finds out she is wrong)

[dracupie]

So,lets just all agree that from now on, all of parx's discography is about Micheal.

[shadowdragon2341]

Hey guys! I am heading home from my vacation! (Was supposed to be home yesterday but flight got canceled-)

Just thought i'd let ya'll know! Cuz internet is gonna be non existent for a while! (Its a 6 hour flight so it's gonna be a bit!)

I'll see ya'll after my flight! :3

[thetrueultimatelifeform]

*A speeding blue blur can be seen off in the distance, running around in seemingly random and meaningless directions, before it stops for all of two seconds and starts racing again, this time, directly toward Shadow.*

Shadow?? Shadow!! Oh thank god... You have no idea how lost I am right now! And you have no idea how glad I am to finally see someone I know!! As far as I can see, there isn't many of us! But... heh-- I didn't pay that much attention... uh...

Anyway! I was looking for Knuckles with Tails earlier, since Rouge is about and trying to steal gems again, and I started running off to look for him, but I got lost! Like, really lost. Like, super lost. Like, ultra mega totally completely lost. But you're smart at things, surely you know how this place works! Please tell me you know how this place works...

"...You got lost on Tumblr... of all places?" He blinks In disbelief before sighing.

"God you're an idiot Sonic. But I do happen to know how this place works."