Top 5 personal favorite anime, and the exact opposite, top five least favorite anime?
Ask my “Top 5″ of anything!
Let’s go with least favorite since I’ve had the misfortune of experiencing much more bad anime than good.
Seven Deadly Sins. Fuck that noise. All of it. There’s not a single good thing in this manga that isn’t tainted with pedophilia, misogyny, objectification, more pedophilia, homophobia, and just straight-up bad writing that would put Fairy Tail (see below) to shame. I’m sure I could find worse anime, if I looked really, really hard...but I’m not going to. So for the sake of this list, this garbage ranks as number 1 top worst manga of all time.
Fairy Tail. It’s discount Seven Deadly Sins but it has Laxus in it. By the time this manga was half over there was almost nothing left worth reading or watching for.
Attack on Titan. While this doesn’t rank as my worst anime/manga of all time, it does rank as the most disappointing one. This shit was supposed to be good. It was supposed to be amazing! It could’ve headed the other list, for best anime! But then Hajime Isayama shit the bed and revealed to me just how few fucks he gives. Fuck Attack on Titan.
Deadman Wonderland. Look, I’m not out here trying to pretend blood and gore and horror are bad, but I had to quit 6 episodes in because it was just torture porn and there was nothing about actually escaping the prison going on at all before my patience ran out. You know I think something is bad if I won’t even finish it (see above with Attack on Titan)
One Piece. I don’t even fuck with One Piece, I just know that I cannot and will not respect the work of a dude who isn’t even close to finishing his manga 20 years in. End the goddamn thing already! There is no manga on the planet with a shelf life that long! Every other example I can think of that’s taken that amount of time is riddled with hiatuses and wouldn’t actually take 20 years to write. This fucking thing is a zombie. Let it die.
And bonus because fuck popular opinion: Hellsing. I read all 90-something chapters of Hellsing, and by the end of it I just hated it. The number of good chapters can be counted on one hand and they all happen in the span of time I call “Alucard fucks off to the middle of the sea and the story continues without him”. Because that’s all this manga is: its author’s ode to how fucking cool Alucard is and how your fave could never. Leave your power fantasy at the door, please.