#shadowsjustrambling

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No matter what universe it is, Erik always makes sure that Gavin and Freelancer are together and Milo and Sweetheart are together

I LOVE THAT FOR THEM

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I need Quinn to react to Sam now having a claim on Darlin because all I can think about is him being like Lestat from “Interview with the Vampire”

He’d pull a, “I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING!” moment😭

I honestly just wanna hear him lose his shit because I know he’d be so mad

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We’re all very lucky Erik keeps everything gender neutral because the s3x in David’s newest BA is the type of s3x to get someone PREGNANT!

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I need a Lasko and Freelancer hangout audio… it’s been a while since it’s been just them!

Like I just want them to talk about random shit

ALSO! An audio with Damien and Dear

I wanna see their dynamic because I feel like they get along really well!

Honestly I just want more friendship audios!

Like Darlin and Milo (I’ve been waiting for them to talk FOREVER)

Or even just Sam with any of the other mates (mostly Angel)

Yknow…. Just some cute shit!

(And before anyone says anything, this is just me rambling, this is not me demanding anything or wanting to rush Erik in any way)

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NSFW UNDER THE CUT! Minors go away!

(Talking about Sam and Darlin)

On another Sam kick rn (like always)

And I’m going through his BA’s and you know what….

SAM EATS LIKE HE’S FUCKING STARVING!

This man acts like it’s his first and last time tasting them

Like sir… Darlin isn’t going anywhere!

They literally have Sam (canonically) walk around commando so they can have him when they want him

Darlin isn’t going anywhere, ANYtime soon

You can breathe Sam!

Both of them have a CRAZY oral fixation!

Their sex drive is honestly amazing

If I could have sex with a vampire and not get pregnant, I would be going round for round too!

(I’m not saying Darlin is a woman, I’m just using an example considering all the listener are gender neutral and don’t have to worry about pregnancy)

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As a certified Sam lover/simp/supporter WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT!

I NEED a Sam sleep aid OR a Sam nightmare comfort OR a Sam nightmare comfort that turns into a sleep aid because DAMNIT ITS KILLING ME THAT THE CLOSEST THING I HAVE TO A SLEEP AID FOR SAM IS THE MOVIENIGHT AUDIO!

Please Erik it HURTS!

Milo has a sleep aid

Asher has TWO sleep aids

David has TWO sleep aids

AND SAM HAS NONE!!!!

And before anyone says anything, I’m okay with waiting and I know Erik has a set schedule…. BUT I NEED IT SO BAD!

NO MORE OLLIE!!!

I NEED THE NEXT SLEEP AID TO BE SAM!

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~MDNI~

I just know Quinn was mad as hell during Valentine’s Day

Like his whole plan backfired!

Not only did that vamps he sent NOT kill Sam and Darlin…

BUT THE WHOLE SITUATION JUST TURNED THEM ON!

Like they full on made out after killing two vamps!

I just know Darlin gave Sam the MEANEST sloppy toppy when they got home

If you have patreon and have listened to Sam’s second BA then you KNOW what Darlin can do!

Sam is a lucky man and Quinn really fumbled!

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Just imagining Sam having a conversation with Darlin and ends up mocking something Vincent said to him and his accent completely goes away

Darlin immediately has a mini panic attack and starts laughing while breathing heavy

Sam is shocked and ask what the hell happened and Darlin is just like,

“PLEASE never do that again!”