keeping my fingers crossed (maybe you'll take the long way home) by Talls
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47776711
this was written so well with such a crack-y premise. i adore the writing and interpretation.
also Kevin is a talking donkey
Who could resist Kevin the talking donkey?
The fandom clearly agrees with you, we’ve had a submission for this previously (find it here). - S
keeping my fingers crossed (maybe you’ll take the long way home) by Talls [Rated T, 22089 words, complete, 2023]
In which Andrew is very concerned about his swamp, Neil is a prince with a secret, and Kevin is a talking donkey
or
In which two lonely souls realize that they are not quite as monstrous as they previously believed, and Kevin is a talking donkey
tw: violence, tw: blood
