Cosmere Characters, Shallan & Vin are dating! What are your reactions?
As requested by anon256. :)
Previously in this series: Kaladin/Kelsier, Renarin/Rlain, Shakadolin, Shallan/Kaladin, Kaladin/Adolin, Jasnah/Shallan, and Raboniel/Navani.
1. Kaladin
Kaladin: But...how? Lopen: [gasping dramatically] Gancho! Don't be like that! Drehy: Yeah, Kal. Just like men can date and marry each other, so too can women. Skar: [shaking his head sadly] You've really got to get beyond those narrow-minded perspectives that still plague you. Kaladin: But...they live on different planets and aren't alive at the same time! Rock: Please! I haven't had to learn the Alethi word for "gay hating" and I don't want to start now! Kaladin: I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY
2. Adolin & Elend
[Adolin & Elend are drinking together] Elend: I mean...I know Vin and I had something real. Elend: But I guess I can't complete with a woman who also takes on different personas for different situations, who's done spy stuff, who has complementary background trauma, who once got shot in the head and just sort of shook it off... Elend: [takes a long pull of whiskey] Elend: How are you holding up? Adolin: Oh, well, we're poly so it's totally fine. Elend: ... Elend: That's an option??
3. Veil & Radiant
Radiant: Vin's battle tactics are unbelievable. Radiant: I can't wait to see how Shallan grows as a result of this relationship. Veil: Yeah... Vin's pretty great... Veil: Pretty great... Super hot... Always barefoot... Can fly... Radiant: ... Radiant: Are you still sulking that Shallan is the one dating her instead of you? Veil: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
4. Kelsier and Dockson
Kelsier: I can't believe that Vin is dating ANOTHER noble! Kelsier: I want her to be happy 'n' all, but it's like: COME ON! Kelsier: Why can she not resist nobles who are also nerds?? Dockson: Does it help that Shallan has assassinated quite a few nobles in her time? Kelsier: I GUESS. Dockson: I think you'll come around.
5. Jasnah
Jasnah: Having once set up an arranged marriage to keep Shallan close due to her powers, I can certainly understand wanting to "lock down" a woman with that many abilities. Shallan: ...That's, uh, not really my motivation here. Jasnah: Please. I am trying to be supportive.
6. Sazed
Sazed: Relationships are about more than self-improvement and personal growth, of course. Sazed: But it might be nice for Vin to be with someone who can help her master noble society--and perhaps Vin can help Shallan pass in lower-class circles too. Vin: So...I need to cover my hand? Shallan: Yes!! It's like Noble Society 101! Sazed: ... Sazed: Right. Different planets.
7. Navani
Navani: [staring off into space after learning about Vin's childhood] Navani: I'm adopting her too.
8. Pattern
Pattern: Hmmm.... Shallan is three, sometimes four... Pattern: Vin is one, sometimes two... Pattern: So many numbers could never be wrong!
9. Marasi
Marasi: The Ascendant Warrior was famously part of the Survivor's team. Marasi: And from what I've read, Shallan ALSO joined (infiltrated?) Kelsier's Rosharan team! Marasi: .... Marasi: Could this mean...? Moonlight: Yup. If you had joined us, you could've had a girlfriend. Marasi: THAT WASN'T WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT
10. Hoid
Hoid: Sometimes very damaged people who aren't sure they deserve any happiness find each other. Hoid: And sometimes they find happiness in each other. Hoid: And the world is more beautiful for it. KelsIer: ...Please stop being a better father than me. Hoid: No. <3















