MayaEatsBooks

Hai I'm Maya, 19, lesbian, idk what else to say. Header by @lovwren :)

[lovwren]

some post finale batesse 💥💥 vesper has a new favourite spot to hang out <3

[lovwren]

I love him so much

[the-artist-lio]

can’t believe brennan FINALLY romanced a murph pc. and it was fucking darkness man. and it was fucking MOON DUDE

[overdramatic-queer-antagonist]

Greatest season of all time we got to watch Lou Wilson living his dream of being so charming that he can convince a bunch of klan members to shoot real life Richard Nixon and Ally Beardsley got to fulfill their dream of fucking a clown’s corpse in the dirt

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[kingcho]

Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.

[mercurymasc]

emily axford declaring with her whole chest "i didn't want immortality, i wanted to turn forty and get hot"

i fear she is speaking to my soul in a way no one ever has before

[lumisabel]

another emily axford all-timer from ccod finale

[mercurymasc]

being really sad about ccod ending and then watching the finale feels like that video clip where the baby starts crying and then someone throws a cheese slice on their face and they stop crying because they're too confused trying to register what just happened

[shnomshnom]

lmao ppl being like “omg the coterie used ai … guess i can’t enjoy the show anymore 😢” .. wait until you find out about how they’ve done Actual Literal Murder

the point of hj and lavonte is that they r violent capitalist city dwellers learning about how life in a small town can be fulfilling .. this sort of reform does not happen over night. hj literally tried to steal a gun from the police … do we really think he has lived a life that has made him aware of how harmful ai is?? we r talking about a vampire millionaire having a psychoactive reaction to SSRIs

in awe of someone in the comments of a post being like “do you think this was an example of the coterie being evil and not the heroes?” hmmm let’s put our thinking caps on … 🤔 it’s ok to find a joke unfunny, but let’s not conflate that with d20 being technofascist or smth

[mayaeatsbooks]

"At the foot of the bed the mayor is looking right at you"

[mayaeatsbooks]

omg a hit tweet

[mayaeatsbooks]

"At the foot of the bed the mayor is looking right at you"

[randoministories]

The amount of pegging that happened this episode was simply insane. So much happened but all I will remember is a 68 year old nun pegging a vampire before the image of Jesus on the cross. CCOD might be an all time favorite now . I’ve never done nsfw art but I simply must depict this scene.

[lesbianabernants]

YOU'RE JOKING. LA CONTESSE MADELAINE D'ARTOIS' SIRE IS L'MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE. WE HAVE A GIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S HALF BAT AND MADELAINE'S SIRE IS FUCKING LAFAYETTE

[florensicz]

la contesse madelaine d'artois, your charm will never fail you

[lovwren]

redraw of this with my new saccharina design

i only have a few episodes left of the season now

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[dimensions-allofthem]

im obsessed with whatever the hell demi is doing this episode