MayaEatsBooks

Hai I'm Maya, 19, lesbian, idk what else to say. Header by @lovwren :)

[wisconsonptoad]

so much of city council of darkness so far has been the spiritual successor to that one episode of neverafter where not a single one of the party's social interactions went even the tiniest bit okay and it's incredible

[the-znoze]

teenage dirtbags or something

[critdoc]

au where Ludmila loses her memories of the Queen when Marya brings her through the biangle, but she also loses the memories that the Queen held close and corrupted over time. thus she forgets much of her time being Marya's protege, the late nights they spent tinkering together, flying together, just spending time together. all the times that brought her to call Marya "beloved one"

when Ludmila then asks Marya about Olethra and says that she's always wanted to fall in love on an adventure, she doesn't remember that she already had

[mayaeatsbooks]

oh ok. I see how it is.

[gettownsburnmoney]

i really appreciate siobhan committing to madelaine's "i'm just a girl and i DON'T KNOW him" routine even when the dice failed her

[casmar-art]

Craziest thing I’ve ever drawn

[urgunnamissmebymytaco]

Anna using 'Paul Robalino' as a non-famous person name to his FACE was so sick, twisted, and hilarious. I'm still laughing about it 10 minutes later.

[lovwren]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lightweaver-naeuri]

Can I have Shalvin for the ship ask game?

AUGH hi thank you for this in particular!!!

1) What made you ship it?

@mayaeatsbooks. Like I don't think there's more to say about it. Objectively I hadn't so much as considered it until she started talking about it and now I'm #Team ShalVin for life.

2) What are your favorite things about the ship?

How they portray themselves in public is ABSOLUTELY exactly the other's type early in their series. Shallan is a somewhat snarky, intelligent aristocrat like Elend, and Vin is rough-around-the-edges and extremely competent, while also having a kind exterior if you get through the layers and layers and layers and layers of trauma like Kaladin!

3) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Can you have an unpopular opinion on a ship with 6 works? I honestly don't know so I'll just give a general fandom opinion that I think applies here: You don't have to make it make sense within the framework of canon. ShalVin does not need to make sense—it only needs be made.

[mayaeatsbooks]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i love that i have had this influence lol

[lightweaver-naeuri]

Can I have Shalvin for the ship ask game?

AUGH hi thank you for this in particular!!!

1) What made you ship it?

@mayaeatsbooks. Like I don't think there's more to say about it. Objectively I hadn't so much as considered it until she started talking about it and now I'm #Team ShalVin for life.

2) What are your favorite things about the ship?

How they portray themselves in public is ABSOLUTELY exactly the other's type early in their series. Shallan is a somewhat snarky, intelligent aristocrat like Elend, and Vin is rough-around-the-edges and extremely competent, while also having a kind exterior if you get through the layers and layers and layers and layers of trauma like Kaladin!

3) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Can you have an unpopular opinion on a ship with 6 works? I honestly don't know so I'll just give a general fandom opinion that I think applies here: You don't have to make it make sense within the framework of canon. ShalVin does not need to make sense—it only needs be made.

[humanfox030]

HE CARES SO DEEPLY FOR THIS KID. AGONY. AGONY. PAIN.

[wizard-loving-wizard]

Estelle really said "My next book is age gap yuri. And it's starring you." Legendary move, maam. Legendary lesbianism happening

[islandoforder]

there’s something about the way that siobhan is essentially playing an entirely different game to literally the entire rest of the table like madelaine is just soooo optimised to being a cool hot sexy vampire

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Maya watching HJ and LaVonte in ep 7 to me

[brennan-lee-mother]

Simply cannot stop thinking about the fact that HJ and LaVonte are Sire and Childe and yet seem to have no hierarchy between them at all. HJ unquestionably treats LaVonte as his equal and LaVonte feels perfectly comfortable yelling at and physically assaulting HJ, both of which are kind of unthinkable under the social rules of the Camarilla. It’s LaVonte’s name first in Worthy and Wingstreet Industries. They are Sire and Childe but more importantly they are partners.

[the-quiet-observer]

sometimes a family is two male business partners, a wealthy french socialite, a superhero and his sidekick, and a man with big feelings about the cold war, and a ghorse

[mayaeatsbooks]

"Bat girl-" "-Bat Child, bat girl is Alicia Silverstone"

[from-and-for-nerds]

Agent Clark was a whimp, my girl Nancy Danderhoof would've caught on to the Hilda Hilda/Wanda Childa scheme in an afternoon but wouldn't have published it because fig would tell her so much dirt about everyone else

[roll4gay]

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