#shaman stuff

[crag-the-caveman]

Thunderstorm tonight. Crag scared. Gods trying to kill us Shaman-Crag thinks

[art-of-mathematics]

Made that photo like a year ago, and somewhat I like the random vibe it gives off.

[crag-the-caveman]

Shaman-Crag supposed to make sacrifice to gods today but not have anything good to sacrifice

Anyone got a sheep or a oxen or something Crag could use?

[crag-the-caveman]

Shaman-Crag's medicinal beer will cure what ales you

[crag-the-caveman]

What does daily life look like for you?

Well, as nomadic hunter-gatherer, every day look a little bit different; but Crag give you recount of yesterday's events. Yesterday was pretty typical for Crag

7:00 AM- Crag wake up in pile of empty wineskins and gnawed bones with no recollection of what happen last night

7:05 AM - Crag headache so bad Crag have to lay back down

11:00 AM - Crag get rudely woken up by local tribesman giving offering to Shaman-Crag to offer to gods

11:05 AM - Crag realize that Crag's campfire / sacrificial pyre is completely extinguished and not have any flint to relight it. Crag realize will have to go to neighboring village and steal they fire. Crag start hiking to neighboring village, carrying tribesman's offering so it not get lost

11:30 AM - Crag enter village, villagers aggro on Crag

11:35 AM - Crag licking wounds outside of village

11:40 AM - Crag get hungry and find food in Crag's bag. Crag eats the food

11:45 AM - Crag realizes that food Crag ate was the tribesman's offering to the gods

12:30 PM - Crag return to tribesman's cave, lie and tell him offering for gods was rudely stolen by village. Tell him only way to apologize to gods is to kill villagers who take offering and offer them as sacrifice

12:30 PM - 4:00 PM - working with rest of tribesman's tribe to organize war party

4:00 PM - 9:00 PM - large pointless battle in which lots of blood was spilled and many young men and women die for no reason

9:15 PM - Village starts to win against tribesmen; Shaman-Crag defect towards Village leader, tell him Shaman-Crag will become his advisor

10:00 PM - battle is won; Tribe victorious

10:10 PM - tribe warriors threaten to kill Crag for betraying them but Crag escape their grasp at the last second

10:30 PM - Crag sprint to tribesman camp where feast was prepared for returning war party; Crag club everyone at camp and steal all they wineskins and roast meat, take back to cave

11:00 PM - Crag feel terrible about day's events; Crag caused untold pain and suffering to dozens of people because of Crag's inability to admit to Crag's own inadequacies

11:05 PM - ??? AM - Crag drink wine and eat roast meat until Crag two drunk and fat to feel terrible any more

[crag-the-caveman]

🪲 vs 🪳

I offer crag: 🍖

tell me which win crag. I betting my club crag.

*cuts open a squirrel, examines its insides*

the squirrel's guts say:

🪲

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag, I need shaman services

can you make my friend grow an 11th toe?

Shaman-Crag can cut off your friend's toe and then apply a poultice that should make the wound grow back into two toes. And if that fails Shaman-Crag can surgically attach prosthetic toes made of wood and leather. No way you friend can lose!

[crag-the-caveman]

🐏

sacrifice for you. good luck 👍

Thank you!!!! This ram will make sure we have good springtime harvest!!!