they are drawn to treasure like flies to dead flesh . ⸻ @shameofice
❝ humans are so adorable ~ ❞
𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬, pandora remained on the ground with her feet grazing grass as her eyes followed the movements of the group of humans she & this otherworldly entity stumbled across. fae was not fully acquainted with the other, but she did not mind the presence of another deity during the current state of affairs. it was always nice to gossip with company while she was out & about during her travels across the human realm ⸻ it wasn’t as though she could talk shop with the residents of this dimension without setting a couple of alarms in their tiny little heads.
not like it would be much of a bother for her, honestly, but they wouldn’t understand her sentiments.
𝐟𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 as they discovered something enticing ⸻ a collection of priceless antiques & jewels during their exploration of the abandoned building they were in. pandora could hear them chit-chat about who gets to keep what & how much even at her remote location, & fae couldn’t help but giggle at their curious antics over something so mundane.
to her, those items meant nothing, but she knew other gods who were head over heels for such gifts.
❝ dear stranger, how do you propose they would react if we suddenly interfered & made those bright, glittery objects transform into slithering snakes right before their very eyes .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬, it never hurt to get others involved in whatever shenanigans she had in mind, especially if they were all in for a little bit of fun chaos. & even if they weren’t, fae couldn’t dismiss seeing others’ faces wrinkle in disgust at her tomfoolery.