#shanakings

[doodling-doodle]

@angstkings commentary

Again

"My frying pan wants to meet his face!"

"Hey bitch, let me shove my foot up your ass!"

"Shadow 0-1, more like Shadow Shove-my-foot-up-your-ass"

"He's not a fossil, he's a relic!"

"My weapon is so depressed its now suppressed"

"What are you, a fucking colander??"

"Shut up, Ravenov, you crusty dusty dinosaur!"

"I will eat you- I will turn you into a pie!"

"I FORGOT HOW TO PARACHUTE!!"

"They are no longer men they are just chicken nuggets!"

"I will drop a tactical nuke on his ass"

[doodling-doodle]

I woke up twenty minutes ago, @angstkings, what is going on?

[doodling-doodle]

@angstkings commentary part I forget

"I am going to stab him with so many crystals the man will be a fucking porcupine."

"We don't have braincells today, just cells"

"Your a four star United States Jackass, that's what you are, sir"

"I lied my way into the CIA, I'll lie my way back out of it!"

(About Ravenov) "this lying Gay Twinkie."

(Also about Ravenov, IN THE SAME BREATH) "I bet he could crush a watermelon between his thighs, just saying"

"Just carry him like a sack of potatos"

BONUS! The famous words of doodle

"Have you ever wanted to rip your spine out of your back?"

"This is your captain speaking. One way trip to hell"

"They can't follow you into the water. Their organs can" (about zombies)

[doodling-doodle]

@angstkings commentary part who knows

"If this man has tricked me again, I will track him down and kill him- I will stick his feet in salt water and let a goat lick them!" (... I won't even say who they are talking about, it's funnier if left to the imagination)

"Graves, move your fat ass out of the way"

"Why does Graves have a pair of gloves on his back if he never uses them?... to slap people. And his husband's ass-"

"I will kick Graves in his non-existent dick!"

"Look, I win either way, if Alder lives or he dies, I still get his buttcheek!"

"I take off my glasses so I can see better"

"I'm working on the names for the 22-second division" (they meant the 22nd division, the one with Seb... 22nd.)

"Ravenov is literally a three day-year-old ceaser salad"

"Adler will be behind this door! Oh it's empty. Like my soul."

[doodling-doodle]

@angstkings

Graves

Is alive

Kings

The banana box

It's real

[doodling-doodle]

"His beauty, his grace, we'll stomp on his face"

-kings, 2023

[doodling-doodle]

@angstkings commentary part 5

I don't think this will end, y'all

"Drunk on freedom"

"The person who created that was either drunk, high, or American"

"I can only think of one S word and it's not good"

Photo evidence that Kings is, in fact, like this

"Come here, lemme punch you in the face."

"I exist here now, you don't. Just a smear on the wall"

"I sense stupidly."

*singing* "legacy! Break his ankles and faccceee! The stupid little bitttcccchhh!"

"I don't give a flying fiddlesticks!"

"I need LMGs, SMGs, AVCs..."

[doodling-doodle]

Part 3 of @angstkings commentary

It never ends, y'all

"A metal case? Can I beat someone to death with it?"

"How many shadows would it take to paint this room red?"

"Radiation blockers? Can they block my ex?"

"Shadows, come out come out wherever you are, I'm gonna put a round in you!"

"I was asking the dead body."

"Take his other leg." (I was killed by Alex in DMZ)

"Kill his other friend so he doesn't get lonely in heaven!"

"Slide away from my problems"

"It looks very ladderable!" (They wanted to climb up something)

"It tossed me like the wet sandwich I am!" And "when you think about it, it's very hard to toss a wet sandwich"

"I. Need. To. Chop. Woods'. Arms. Off. To. See. His. Tattoos."

"I could roll a ping-pong ball off your bald head!" (Either about Hudson or Kravchenko, can't remember)

"Merry Christmas, have a shotgun to the chest!"

"Everyone is after Russell Adlers butt cheeks!"