#shanks posting

[portgas-official]

You better let me know when the wedding is about to start, bud! Wouldn't wanna miss it!!!

~ @redhaired-redhearted

of course i will! what kinda brother do you take me for…?

[nicorobinglazer]

i want to goon so bad but ever since my cat died i feel like my horniness reset back to zero

[nicorobinglazer]

can i sit on it? 🥺

[nicorobinglazer]

soooo… i have been seeing rumors that kenjiro tsuda is gonna be shamrock's voice actor…

god knows what will happen to me and my shanks obsession once i see that man animated.

EDIT: its not a rumor!!! 😩

[nicorobinglazer]

when you really think about it, shanks has no sense of fashion. at all. he would literally wear the ugliest pants and won't even bother to button his blouse. and he thinks wearing a black cape would solve it? fuck no! mister, you look like a fucking beggar.

but the irony is he can pull it off! all because he's a handsome mf. talk about pretty privilege. you'd really not be scared of a man who can't even dress well? think again. this man literally has women half his age fawning for him. so maybe at least he smells good… or not.

whatever.

[nicorobinglazer]

i need to have a moment with myself bc i just realized that the reason why shanks let the sea beast bite off his arm to save luffy was bc he had the abyss mark and he also was basically saved by luffy bc he wont be subjugated to imu's power anymore…

[nicorobinglazer]

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE???

[nicorobinglazer]

the two moods of my self-ships in a nutshell: