honestly it is five in the morning and nothing will ever do justice to the Victor Nikiforov is an Thirsty Mountain God Who Demands Virgin Sacrifices dream i just had where yuuri katsuki is offered up as a sacrifice, and eight hours later mountain witch yuri plisetsky cannot come home and sleep in their shared bunk bed because they are still fucking and hi yurio, would you like to meet your new father???? so anyways i’m getting baked and eating a bowl of cheerios and i’m going to try and chase this glorious high because no other dream in my life will ever be this beautiful again, god










