#shark talk

[sharkshow]

"This is the monsterous killer you warned me about?"

[ahotknife]

they need to take that #2 pick away from the sharks man. they can’t be trusted with that. they’re gonna call up another forward. we’re gonna have to rename them The San Jose Centers.

[iaminpainfr]

Trigger warning with sewer slide and bullying

yandere! bullies are cool, I guess, but sometimes I just wanna see em fucking guilty, frowning. Getting what they deserve.

The bully with a Manipulative! Reader

"You're so mean... You don't care? I'll just kill myself then... since you hate me so much."

"What- no... that's not what I-"

"Then start acting like you care."

Or....

Imagine that the victim has a partner, they step in to defend the victim from yandere! Bully.

It breaks the yandere! bully's heart secretly because you feel safer with your partner instead of them, you love your partner. You don't love them. Because all they do is just torture you. But still, at least love them a little... please look at them with those eyes like you do with your partner.

But then they pull the "I'm doing this cause you're mine, I own you." bullshit, aha, no.

I want a yandere bully broken. To see them full of guilt.

If they're doing this cause they love you, it's only fair you did it back, ŗ̵̡̺̤̅́̇͒͠i̴̮̓̚ģ̵̝͓̻̝̾͆͒̈͑͜͜͝ḧ̷̗̘̞̊̿͊͂ẗ̵̳̹͗̆̆̃̐?̵̟͍̤̱͎͑̌̈

[call-sign-shark]

You, Me and The Devil Makes 3

Today 3rd March is my birthday. 03/03. Despite it being my day, I wanted to create little random gifts for my followers/mutuals. As a young teacher, I don’t have the time to host a big event unfortunately so here are a few ways to participate, all by sending things to my askbox:

♤ Send the name of a character + the number 3 to know what Heaven or Amos would give them for their birthday. OCs are welcome. Maybe you’ll even get a little moodboard.

♤ Send me 3 pictures you think I’ll like.

♤ Send me 3 songs you listen on repeat.

♤ Send “🦈” to get 3 random facts about me. If you add Heaven or Amos after the shark emoji you’ll get random facts about them.

You can send as many things as you want, obviously! Thank you so much for sticking with me. Logging in here really helps me get through that wild game life is.

Peace out,

Shark.

[sharklights]

hey do you guys like my new tarot reading? I think it's really cool and useful. idk where I came up with it it just kinda happened

[ninjasmudge]

just letting people know i finally made a bluesky, theres not much on there right now but im planning to start posting art on there alongside tumblr

shark ninjasmudge (@ninjasmudge.bsky.social)

artist, if u know me, its from tumblr

[obaewankenope]

I definitely met a fellow Queer™ today. Or a fellow Autistic™. Or a fellow Autistic Queer™. Either way, met someone who is as feral about sharks as I am, was a water baby, terrorised their mother as a toddler by swimming in the sea which their mother happened to be terrified of, and also went absolutely delightedly feral about shark plushies 😁

Was nice!