#shaw pls

[sebastianshaw]

I was showing my dad a video of wildlife rehabbers getting a baby potoroo ready for being eventually released from the wild. He was a baby, so naturally he was being bottlefed. Some of the formula dribbled and the handler wiped it away and my dad derisively goes

“Yeah that’s gonna help him! Wiping his mouth!”

And I just needed to share the utter Shawness of thinking wiping a baby’s mouth is coddling and ruining the kid’s chances of success and survival in the world XD

[cheri-translates]

[CN Texts] Spirit Animals - Shaw

Other texts: Gavin // Victor // Kiro // Lucien

Shaw’s [Spirit Animal] Moments: here

Shaw: You aren’t done with the spirit animal test? Why are you so slow?

MC: How are you so fast? Did you really look at the options properly?

Shaw: Of course. You need to answer these tests without much thinking for it to be accurate.

Shaw: I think I can guess your spirit animal even without the test.

Shaw: A blind guess - rabbit.

MC: How can that be! My spirit animal is obviously three times bigger than a rabbit... the German Giant Rabbit!

Shaw: You’re just not willing to admit that I guessed correctly, right?

Shaw: Even the biggest rabbit in the world is still a rabbit. 

Shaw: Even if it’s ten times the size of a normal rabbit, it’s not enough for my shark to eat.

MC: I suddenly thought about the cute shark plushie and find it quite funny.

Shaw: ?

Shaw: Let’s see if you can still laugh so happily when we see each other in person later.

🦈

Shaw: You aren’t done with the spirit animal test? Why are you so slow?

MC: You don’t get extra marks for doing it quickly. This is a spirit animal test, so I need to do it carefully!

Shaw: What’s the use of doing it carefully? Aren’t these types of tests more accurate if you go with your gut?

Shaw: Also, I don’t think there's a need to have much expectations regarding your spirit animal.

Shaw: It should be a rabbit or something similar.

MC: Nonsense! My spirit animal isn’t a normal rabbit. It’s the cutest... Angora lop-eared rabbit!!

Shaw: LOL, it’s really a rabbit?

Shaw: As the owner of the easiest-to-bully spirit animal in history, what do you have to say for yourself?

Shaw: As the owner of a big shark spirit animal, I’m very curious about this.

MC: Come to think of it, since sharks are the overlords of the ocean, it does suit you.

Shaw: Compliments in words always don’t seem sincere enough

Shaw: Praise me again in person for me to hear later.

🦈

Shaw: You aren’t done with the spirit animal test? Why are you so slow?

MC: Hold on, there’s a question that vexes me...

Shaw: You’re afraid of answering even when doing such tests?

Shaw: When the test started, it already said you have to rely on your gut. The more you think about it, the more inaccurate it will be.

Shaw: I don’t think there’s a need for the test. Your spirit animal should be a rabbit or something similar. 

MC: No way, did you install a monitor in my house?

Shaw: Why, did I guess correctly?

Shaw: You should admit that I don’t just understand you on a surface level.

Shaw: I can casually tell you that my spirit animal is a shark right?

MC: Terrible! There wouldn't be any hurt without a comparison! I’m going to re-take the test again!

Shaw: Oi, you’re giving up so quickly?

Shaw: Stop doing the test. There’s nothing bad about being a rabbit.

Shaw: Especially a rabbit protected by a shark.

[fic-ify]

Is this a cocaine joke? This is a cocaine joke isn't it.

Is that how you get through your classes Shaw?

[sebastianshaw]

[sebastianshaw]

I always dress this way. Except for my birthday. I have a special suit for that.

TaleSpin

[sebastianshaw]

Shaw’s takeaway from Free Willy is that you should never let children into your operation, let alone give them the reward of a JOB as PUNISHMENT, because they will steal your property and release it into the wild just because you were trying to murder it, AS IS YOUR RIGHT, for the insurance money! What a chilling tale of puerile sabotage indeed.

[sebastianshaw]

“You can’t flirt your way out of every situation.”

"Oh, but what if I don't want to get out of this situation?"

@hexsreality

[sebastianshaw]

‘  you  just  love  the  attention.  ’

"I do. And I do believe they deserve it," Shaw said, flexing his bare bear pectorals for emphasis.