#shazzer

[fabuloussweetiedarling]

[krstenevol]

Snazzer: Fuck ‘em! Fuck the lot of them. Tell them they can stick fucking Leavis up their fucking asses! Bridget: Good, good. That's very useful, very useful. ::in voiceover:: Shazzer....journalist...likes to say “fuck” a lot.

[belleandkurtbastian]

Shazzer: Introduce people with thoughtful details. Such as: "Sheila, this is Daniel. Daniel, this is Sheila. Sheila enjoys horse-riding and comes from New Zealand. Daniel enjoys publishing and comes..."

Bridget: ...all over your face?

[jennieslittlelife]

Shazzer: Exactly. I mean there's been all these bloody hints and stuff, but has he ever actually stuck his fucking tongue down your fucking throat?

Bridget: No, not once!

[zealousmuch]

[romcomquotes-blog]

[fyeahbridgetjones]

I love Shazzer...so fucking much.

[fyeahbridgetjones]