#she wasnt wrong

[n8tesoup]

just left the doctors office after getting diagnosed w some shit and on our way out my mom goes "it's your dad's fault, i told him our kids were gonna be all fucked up" LMFAOO LEAVE HIM ALONE

[shiroolynn]

Lmao i just got called a 'mixture' 😭😭😭 couple passing me couldnt decide my gender so the girl said im a mixture

I almost laughed at them this is so funny

[wosoissoooogay]

Boo they made Casey Stoney apologize.

[northernlightz]

They were almost done with the patrol, there was one place more to check before they could return to the base, give their report and then go back home. 

“Last site and we are done, what you want to do after?” Soldeus asked Kay who was walking behind him, looking around and trying to not fall asleep of boredom “I don’t think you will tolerate staying at home another day”.

“No, I’m sick of being home, to be honest. Why don’t we go to eat outside? I’ll give you permission to avoid your training today just to get out of here for a while” he replied before stopping “Ey, we are almost done, keep walking”.

“What is that?” he asked in a whisper.

“What?” He followed Soldeus’s sight until he discovers what had got his attention “Wow, have been many years since I saw one, It’s really weird to find them especially on daylight”

“And that is?” Soldeus looked at him, waiting for a response.

“It’s a Nighthound, I can tell by its horns and the weird fur, any other animal in the kingdom look like this” he explains without taking his attention off the animal.

“I think that’s the first time you mention that word. Would you mind explain?”

“Nighthound, it’s a dumb word people made up to call the nightmare version of hellhounds. Long-time ago, people, mostly humans, used to be too afraid of hellhounds and being dragged to hell so they start having nightmares and as you know, many of the things that exist here are made by people all over the dimensions as a representation of their fears. Those ones aren’t different”

“Gabriel’s real form looks a lot different than this”

“Yes, as I said, they are just how people imagine it a long time ago. They are not even close to our King’s real form and don’t have their powers neither, Nighthounds can find anything but they can’t drag souls to hell or anything like that, they are just excellent hunters. Nowadays it’s really difficult to see them around, normally the live in the outside part of the kingdom, in the wilderness. They aren’t aggressive if you don’t get in their territory our close to their food”.

“And what is doing inside the barrier? I know animals can come and go freely from  but you say these guys doesn’t like being close so... what brought it here?”

“I have no clue but we should just leave it alone and go...”

“ Wait, there is something more there, I don’t know what it is but I'm sure it is what has its attention.”

“Hmm, you are right...”

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[autisticlenaluthor]

When I walked into class today my AP lit teacher told me I looked like I just rolled out of bed

[violentviolette]

I once made the mistake of letting slip that i view myself as a monster in therapy, and my therapist asked me to describe 'myself.' So i explained that generally i view myself as a large mostly shapeless creature with many long arms, lots of eyes, and a large mouth with hundreds of long sharp teeth.

She then proceeded to say "so you view yourself as needy, paranoid/all seeing, and violently defensive?" and I gotta say to this day ive still never been dragged so viciously

[gays-and-ghouls]

I made my friend watch an episode of bf unsolved with me and she took one look at Ryan and said "the short one is a little bitch" then when I told her his name she said "bitch boy bergara sure"

[earlgreymonet]

I LOVE MAKING MY THEATRE TEACHER CRY