Dick screaming whilst crying into the phone camera: cAmP ROCk iS a CInEmATIC mAsTERpEICe!!!!!!
Damian softly stroking Batcow's nose and staring unblinkingly at Tim: Remember Drake, each year cows kill around 20 people, three-quarter of those incidents are reportedly deliberate attacks. Your chances of getting killed by a cow are low, but never zero.
Barbara holding an open jar of peanut butter in the air like a champion: I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH!! I'M COLD AS A LAMB WITH NO HAIR!! YOU EVER SEE ME FIGHTIN IN THE FOREST WITH A GRIZZLY BEAR?? HELP THE BEAR!! THAT BITCH GON NEED IT
Steph to Jason when meeting him for the first time: Omg you so tall, you look like a giraffe
Jason: That's why you dead built like a baked bean
Steph after punching Jason in the throat: BAKE BEAN THAT!
Dick walking slowly to the bathroom, phone camera pointed downwards: Okay guys, I've been working on this outfit for some time now, and Batman says I'm not allowed to wear it out tonight.. I mean like *angles phone to full length mirror revealing the Disco Nightwing suit* Respect the drip B-man!!!
Barbara filming Dick who's driving: Babe turn right
Dick hesitating before making the L signs with both hands to determine which is right:..
Dick fighting back tears: I can't do it without it!!! I cAn'T!!!
Duke, hiding in the Batcave behind a giant penny: I want to go home please.
Bruce kneeling down in front of him: Why do you want to go home Duke?
Duke pointing to Damian screeching and foaming at the mouth whilst being held back from clawing Tim's face off by Dick: ARE YOU ON DRUGS??!! ARE YOU FUCKING ON DRUGS!!!? WHY DO I WANT TO GO HOME????
Tim panting, camera on selfie mode as he runs through the streets at night dressed in civilian attire eating fudge: Sometimes when the mental illness kicks in you have to grab a piece of fudge and go on a run in the middle of the night. That my friends, is what I like to call....Wait, *spots people* there are people outside what the frig-frag is going on here??!! *sees the batmobile* OH MY GOD THERE'S A CAR RUN!! RUN!! OKAY PRETEND THAT THERE IS A PSYCHO BEHIND YOU AN YOU JUST GOTTA GO LIKE AAAAH!! OH MY GOD THE CAR'S GETTING CLOSER CALL THE POLICE!! Also there's this plane flying and I'm running faster than the plane I just wanted to let everybody know that. My dad and butler said I couldn't go on a run BUT I DEFIED THEM! when the mental illness gets bad ya'll you can DEFY your butlers. Okay I'm home now, I might get whooped for my behaviour but I'm mentally stable now YA'LL I CAN DO AS I PLEASE!! -cut to the bedroom- my Dad thought I was buying drugs bu-but the only drugs I do are my anti psychotics and my anti-depressants.
