The ot4 (or just Noctis, Iggy, and Prompto) playing "root, loot, or boot" in either a fancy museum or a particularly art-covered section of the Citadel.
based on this post here
“I would definitely fuck him,” Prompto announces.
“That’s like. My great-great-great-great-great grandfather,” Noctis says. “I’m not playing.”
“I would boot,” Ignis says. Prompto gives a crow of success that Iggy’s playing. “While the style is pleasing, the artist was in colloquial terms, an asshole.”
“Eh,” Gladio says. “Not bad. I wouldn’t fuck him though. Loot, definitely. He looks like he’s judging my very existence. I’d hang him up in the guest bathroom, to stare at people while they’re on the toilet.”
“Some things just belong in the trash,” Ignis says.
“I’m related to him,” Noctis says.
“So don’t play, it’s fine. Or there’s gotta be art somewhere that’s not of your ancestors,” Prompto says, wondering down the hallway to another room. “It’s like a museum in here! You guys should hold tours.”
“Oh, the Council has definitely discussed it,” Ignis murmurs.
“How about this one? I would definitely fuck,” Prompto announces.
Gladio splutters. “That’s my ancestor!”
“I’d fuck him too,” Noct chimes in.
“Oh, come on!” Gladio says.
“He does bear a striking resemblance to you, Gladio,” Ignis comments. “Yes, I’m also in the ‘fuck’ category.”
“Oh my gods,” Gladio complains.
“Now you know how it feels,” Noctis says.










