*Damian walking in on Garfield crying*
Damian: "Why are you weeping?"
Garfield: "I feel stupid!"
Damian: "Well that's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry on the inside because other people are stupid and it makes me sad. Additionally, you cannot have just figured this out now, you've been stupid for 15 years."
Garfield: *sniff* "But... I'm 15 now."
Damian: ...
Damian: "Nevermind. Please resume your weeping."















