#shelrock

[autistobrat]

1615: two neighbouring numbers are together!

505: palindromic number!

678: FUCKING ASCENDING NEIGHBOURING NUMBER!!!

[dippyfresh6]

OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MINd i am looking for that one shelrock post from YEARS ago that goes something like

"the amount of time it would take for johnlock to become canon in season 4 is the amount of time it would tale sherlock to push John against the wall with his new hair"

and I can't find it anywhereeeeee

does anyone else know if this existed plss

[victorianpining]

I was and I am

[raggedyblue]

however, do I see everyone very quiet about this … all right?

[the-woman-who-beat-you]

[thesmartone]

MorMor post

Seb: I have battled tigers, MAN HUNTERS! Now, I am one too, all cuz of you Jimmy!

Jim: OF COURSE NOT! You are the most daring, the best of all Shikari in the wor-

Seb: *frustrated* Damn Karma!

Jim: *puppy eyes* Daddy loves you the best

Seb: ... The details are at my desk right? I'm off to work.

[incorrectbbcsherlockquotes]

[At Henry Knight’s house]

Sherlock: *trying to show off*  I must say, Henry, that our souls are fit to burst with the works of art displayed on your walls! Now, this 3-dimensional sculpture in particular is quite exquisite. Its simplicity, its bold, stark lines! Pray, what do you call it?

Henry: The light switch.

Sherlock: Oh…So I couldn’t buy it then?

Henry: Not really. I need it to turn the lights on and off.

[neige0413]