Malevolent worms.... in my brain... phan too tho

💫 this worm (☝️) LOVES the Ditzy Homosexuals🍃 Dead Boy Detectives will forever have my heart 💜 🌈 he/him 🌺 trans is punk🍄 19 🗡️

[comet-ko]

HUDSON WILLIAMS?

[sexygaywizard]

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

[sexygaywizard]

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

[50rats]

[sexygaywizard]

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

[sexygaywizard]

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

[sexygaywizard]

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

[sexygaywizard]

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

[thememedaddy]

[freshcupofangst]

istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

[chani]

And you picked that example because it's a real thing right?

[freshcupofangst]

oh my fucking god.

[insomniac-ink]

First pride with Phan being real btw

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[lilbatsunglasses]

A little dialogue-less comic showcasing what Phil had to put up with before they finally just moved in together

[sisterdanielsrosary]

AWE THEYRE JUST PHETUSES

[dingusandpingus]

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[userlesbian]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[damnbluewires]

im in tears

[dajo42]

does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

[dajo42]

the question was always "do you really think that guy should be allowed in" and it was like.... first off you made him up to get mad at for some reason. second off yeah he can come in if he wants. hes aromantic of course he can. other stuff doesnt matter to me. what are you a cop. why are you policing peoples identities so hard

[janokenmun]

[aromantic-diaries]

People act like there's an explicit line between friendship and romance like This is how Platonic Friends act and if two people act like That they are a Romantic Couple. Buddy I have crossed the line so far that it's actually surprising to me and it's still friendship

[aromantic-diaries]

"being aromantic means you never cross The Line" well maybe I'm so aromantic that no matter how far I cross the so called line I will never enter the romance territory. Get on my level.

[aromanticofficial]

official aromantic post

[all-my-simpings]

Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?

Me: I'm good, I have romance at home.

Romance I have at home:

[just-aro]

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