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Frankenstein by Mary Shelley But Frank Stein Stein Stein Should Make A Movie (Dead Man) Page Preview

So Hollywood knows science but not how to make a good monster movie? Makes sense.

Movies You Must Watch Before Even Considering Killing Yourself; See I told my imaginary therapist (I’m not sick, you are) that I could write a good enough hook to make them check out my top five.

5: The Ridiculous 6

4: Sandy Wexler

3: Mr. Deeds

2: Anger Management

1: Big Daddy

What can I say? I’m a big fan of The Sandman.

I don’t like Jon Stewart though, not for his politics but for the way he stole Zack or Cody, he wasn’t the one to bond with that little bastard for an hour and thirty five minutes.

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A Means To An End by @NateShenefelt

Even Shakespeare Had To Write About Infamous Tyrant Julius Caesar To Keep The Lights On; You Know What I Mean

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Dawn by Emily Dickinson But Like Italy (For The Birds) Page Preview

Emily put what in who?

Middle finger her, ya know for evidence.

Oh don’t give me that crap, you know dang well I’m too busy to do her myself.

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War and Peace by graf Leo Tolstoy But Scientific (The Classics) Page Preview

Find (God) & Replace (science)

I ain’t perfect but honestly I don’t think I’m too far from it.

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Bible Verses To Quote At Your Foe Instead Of Punching Them Square In The Face (Periodic Peace) Page Preview

I wouldn’t say that I’m “boring” but I am always upright because my God is vengeful, he’d love to see me acting up.

He would tear my ass apart, he’d make a day of it.

Vengeance is the Lord’s but I’ve been praying under the assumption that he takes requests:

‘Am I crazy or did my mailman just slight me? You should look into that.’

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Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche (Big Words) Page Preview

There’s this special needs, some are calling it Jewish which I think is rude, kid named Nietzsche.

I told him, ‘I know you don’t know how this is ironic but that was Hitler’s boy.’

‘What John Cena is to you or what Scrooge McDuck is to you, no not your parents.’

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Human; All Too Human by Friedrich Nietzsche But Cut The Crap (Big Words) Page Preview

Little Rascals:

“He payed his debt to society.”

‘It’s funny, I don’t remember him paying me anything and I’m apart of society.’

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Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche But Cut The Crap (Big Words) Page Preview

There’s this special needs, some are calling it Jewish which I think is rude, kid named Nietzsche.

I told him, ‘I know you don’t know how this is ironic but that was Hitler’s boy.’

‘What John Cena is to you or what Scrooge McDuck is to you, no not your parents.’