Jaune: To be perfectly honest, Mr. Schnee, what you're doing could be classified as embezzlement.
Jacques: (Scoffs) Embezzlement? My dear boy, I am the successor of the Schnee Dust Company, chosen by Nicholas Schnee himself in the event his daughter, my wife, proved to be unable to function, which is something only possible after enough Six Swans has been consumed~.
Shareholders: (Laugh)
Jaune: Well, what if I told you that there was another successor, someone who has no idea Nicholas Schnee is their father?
Jacques: What are you talking about?
Jaune: (Lifts book) I have, in my hands, the diary of one Nicholas W. Schnee, former CEO of the Schnee Dust Company!
Weiss: You have what?!
Jaune: (Whispers) I found it looking around in your family's library and I stole it. Please don't be mad at me!
Jaune: (Speaking aloud) If I could read a passage from his entry dated for September, 18 years ago...
Nicholas: (Writing) I've made it this far in this business by following my heart. And I must follow it now... in love. If she just gives me a sign, an opening...
???: Would you like me to wipe the leaves of your tree, Mr. Schnee?
Nicholas: Please, call me Nicholas~.
???: (Blushes) Would you like me to wipe the leaves of your tree... Nicholas~?
Jaune: And who was this woman? I have here the ledger for the night of the same day as the diary entry, and only one woman was working that night! Sadly, she was forced to flee Atlas, and give birth to this child in another Kingdom. A daughter born on June 5th...
Nora: That's my birthday...
Jaune: To a woman who perished fleeing the Grimm... a Miss Eire Valkyrie...
Nora: That's my mom!
Jaune: And the rightful heiress to the Schnee Dust Company!
Nora: That's my company?!
Jaune: And a simple DNA test will show that Nora Valkyrie is the major stockholder of the Schnee Dust Company!
Nora: That is my company!
Blake: THAT'S YO COMPANY~!
Nora: THAT IS MY COMPANY, WOOOOO~!
Ruby: Way to go, Nora~!
Nora: FREE PANCAKES FOR EVERYONE~!
Jacques: Now wait just a damn minute! Regardless of this information, I'M still the CEO of this company!
Nora: Jacques Schnee!
Jacques: (Whips around, Nora behind him)
Nora: YOU'RE FIRED.
Jacques: (Hauled away) YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
Nora: (Pointing at stockholders) And also, you're fired! And you're fired! And you are definitely fired!
Klein: If it is agreeable to you, Madam, I'd like to stay under the Schnee family's employ, which would, of course, include you.
Nora: Fine. You can stay. BUT starting Monday morning, I expect pancakes for breakfast every morning.
[Steven walks through the hall of the manor getting their thanks to the portal provided by the Anons]
"Hey anyone here? Its Steven Hue I need to see Nico... Please?"
-Steven
A familiar werewolf butler materialized behind the custodial man, using his foot to easily shut the door behind the two.
"Greetings master Hue. Nico is recovering in butterfly garden outside. He's been asking if you could visit. I'm sure your presence will be a welcome respite."
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley But Frank Stein Stein Stein Should Make A Movie (Dead Man) Page Preview
So Hollywood knows science but not how to make a good monster movie? Makes sense.
Movies You Must Watch Before Even Considering Killing Yourself; See I told my imaginary therapist (I’m not sick, you are) that I could write a good enough hook to make them check out my top five.
5: The Ridiculous 6
4: Sandy Wexler
3: Mr. Deeds
2: Anger Management
1: Big Daddy
What can I say? I’m a big fan of The Sandman.
I don’t like Jon Stewart though, not for his politics but for the way he stole Zack or Cody, he wasn’t the one to bond with that little bastard for an hour and thirty five minutes.
