#shepard pls

[biowarelove]

Thane: My wife is dead :(

Shepard: I wanna bang u :3

Thane: I’m afraid of dying :(

Shepard: Let’s bang :3

[saphylee]

Out of all of your OC, what is one characteristic or personality trait you wish you had and why? Magic is an acceptable answer :D.

Omfg your icon is killing me. It’s still the standard “no icon” icon for me on mobile.

And this is hard because all of my ocs have characteristics that I want so badly. I can’t even say magic because mages are treated kinda horribly and I don’t want to be persecuted as a witch lol So, I don’t know, man.

Maybe Thelrand’s drive. Despite his reasons, once he finds a goal, he does whatever he takes to achieve it. His will to succeed and be the best at what he does is unwavering, and I feel if I even get an ounce of that, I’d be better off in life.

[gaminginsanity]

“+1 Credits”

[garyvakarian]

one of many other things about the destroy ending that hurts me:

shepard, you have a gun, please just shoot it from afar and don't walk towards the thing that's about to explode???

[mirandaputsherbestbuttforward]

omg she looks kinda stoned in her import im lau gh ing

[kent-chan]

Why is Shepard so blunt about dating jfc

'This isnt logical that I would feel rather close to you and Ive barely known you'

'IDK LETS DATE ANYWAY WHOO'

'You make time to get to know all your crew members?'

'NOPE JUST YOU WINKWINK'

'On turian ships we blow off steam by sparring.'

'I CAN HELP YOU BLOW OFF STEAM ANOTHER WAY WINKWONK'

[bannteagans-archived]

Shepard, you're wearing a dress. At least close your goddamn legs when you sit.

[ofparagonheart]

Shepard logging off.

"...hehe, butts."