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I hate school. I can’t fucking breathe

bumabalik ako sa dati :<

Robber: *is in my house*

Me: oh boy I sure hope you won't kill me!

Robber: no dude I'm just here for-

Me: oh please don't end my miserable life!

Robber: dude chill, I don't even have a weapo-

Me: *hands robber a gun* here. Now get on with it , I have 7 essays to finish

god im hungry.imhungry.im hungry.

iim hungry.i was doing so good i was but now im itching

i want to scream at some thing!!

WOW! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS THE SAME PERSON

Uhh. Hhello, people, I thhinnk. It’s me, a fweird strannger.

I’m onn thhis nnofw, annd I presumably am nnot goinng to leave . . it.

Yeahh, okay, thhannk you.

#shhit