【Translation】ShimaTa (Shima & Aho no Sakata) Snipperclips Playthrough
I’m on mobile and on holiday atm but earlier today I was suddenly reminded that I never did this (Even though I promised 3 weeks ago;;;;) Here it is! Thank you for waiting 囧rz (I don’t know how to add links but this is a video on Sakata’s youtube channel あほの坂田。) (I also don’t know how to add a read more section so I’m sorry;;;;;;;)
Sa: Ready, set- (At the same time:) Shi: Cut it out, Together- Sa: With Shima- Shi: WWWWWW Sa: EH?! Hold up Shi: The title, the title, we should say the title Sa: Ah you’re right SS: Ready, set: CUT IT OUT, TOGETHER! SNIPPERCLIPS!! YEEYYY Shi: Thank you for joining us, I’m Shima- Sa: And I am Sakata~ Shi: And together, (At the same time:) Sa: We’re Sakata&Shimata Shi: We’re Shima&Sakata Shi: No please say it with me, I’m begging you- Sa: I said ‘Sakata&ShimaTA’ ww Shi: DIE, who’s Shimata? Seriously Sa: www Shi: SO today, me -Shima and Sakata-san are gonna do a playthrough of this game, Snipperclips. This is a game that requires cooperation. Sa: OKAY! Shi: It’s different from the other nindent- ninteo- ninTENDO game like Mario Smash Brothers and (another game, not sure which sorry) (Notices Sakata overlapping their characters) Shi: Stop that, what is that Sa: Shimata wwwww Shi: ww Shimata-san
Shi: So with this game, there are several clearing conditions that need to be met. Using the joystick, we have to get inside the dotted lines. Sa: OK OK ok.. Like this? Ah, I’m red, yeah? Shi: That’s right Sa: And Shima-kun is yellow? Shi: What colour does this look like Sa: wwww you look like a potato chip SS: WWWWWW Shi: With the stick, like this, you have to- Sa: (Crouching) His face turned super ugly WWWW Shi: That’s such a bad face SS: WWWWWWWW Sa: Such a bad face.. Shi: You see that gauge on the right? We have to max it to clear the level, and when it’s like this, and you overlap -It’s the x key isn’t it Sa: (snip) OH Sa: YOU CUT ME Shi: I cut you Sa: (Sa snips Shi back) OI www Shi: OOIIII!! RI! (His character looks like the character り) I’m not a Ri Sa: WWWW SS: WWWWWWW Shi: Ri ri ri Sa: Ri ri ri ri Shi: STOP THAT Sa: Weeyyy Shi: AAAAAAAAAA Sa: Weeeyyyyyyy Shi: NO STOP I ALREADY LOOK LIKE JAGABEE (Thin Caleb Potato stick snacks) PLEASE! JAGABEE JAGABEE JAGA-AAAAAAAA Sa: You died! Shi: Nah I’m not dead, I live! Sa: Now what, there’s another one -Ah! I got it! Shi: I’ll sit still here Sa: I got this! Shi: Yeyeyeye Sa: Cut! Shi: Nice -When it’s like that- When it’s like this, when the conditions are met, the stage will be cleared and ehh.. well, uhh (Sees Sakata’s character ww) oi you (cough) ww Could you stop dancing please Sa: ww You can turn back to normal Shi: And -STOP IT -eh what is this? Press SL/SR to rotate Sa: AH It works! Get in here Ma-shi. Ah, but can you fit? SS: ww Waaaiiii! Lovely~! Sa: Kinda like a couple Shi: Oi you
Shi: If I jump here -IT DOESN’T WORK IF WE BOTH JUMP SS: WAAAIIII! WAAAAIII!!!!!! Shi: Waaiii-AAAAA Sa: wwwww Shi: STOP IT wwwwww Shi: Ah that surprised me, I never thought you would betray me like that Sa: Messy desk Shi: We had enough time but if you didn’t keep messing around we could be more efficient Sa: Well.. We’re buddies aren’t we Text: These two get on well Sa: Match the shapes -Let’s cut! Shi: As expected Sa: Is this portion is right? (Rotating and trying for a while) Shi: There there there Sa: Ah ah, sit -A little to the right- NICE Shi: (pauses the game) SS: WWWWW Shi: Me next Sa: Like this? Shi: Ah -ah -does it not fit? What if you turn it around Sa: Ah Shi: Is it not possible Sa: This is fine isn’t it (Acceptable thinking) Shi: It’s impossible -Ah wait I got it come onto this side Sa: WWWW so ugly Shi: www SS: OKAAYY Shi: Well well, how’s that?! SS: Waaiii!! Stage clear!! Sa: Eh what is that, a bird? Shi: Ah! You’re right Sa: It’s seriously a bird Shi: (bird starts squawking) Ah SS: AAKK ARRJKKK WWWW Shi: Oke clear! Sa: We’re clearing them so quickly! Shi: Now we can access new stages SS: (start singing) Sa: Eh? What’s this? Shi: Ah, here! Bring it over here Sa: OIEH OI Shi: Oi Etc. Shi: NICE Sa: We didn’t cut anything at all! Ah well;; The next one! Basketball? Shi: Basketball! Nice shoot Sa: Nice shoot! I used to play basketball Text: Sakata has been on a minibus once (implying sakata has only been on a basketball team playing away once?) Shi: Really? In that case I’ll leave it to yourself Sa: Eh? Sa: How do we reach this? Ah ah cut me a bit cut me a bit (he says as he cuts Shima up) Shi: I DIED Sa: wwww Shi: Are you serious Sa: Cut me a bit Shi: Are you sure? Sa: Thinner oh oh this is fine SS: WWWWWWW Sa: This looks like a switch so- Shi: OI OI OI Sa: Shoot shoot! Shi: OI OI OOOIIII AAAAAAAA WWW Sa: NIICCEEE, wasn’t that really smooth!? We’re great at this, you’re like (Micheal) Jordan! Jordan-like Joudan (pun)
Sa: Let’s cut -Ah another switch? This is difficult -If I move -Ma-shi Shi: (presses button) WWWW Sa: Ma-shi jump jump! Shi: www wait a sec (Getting too tired and lazy to type the sounds they’re making www it’s just aaaa and oi oi oi wwwwwww and cackling) Sa: It’s here it’s here Sa: (misses) NICE SHOOT ww Sa: It’s here! Ma-shi we can do it Shi: Stage clear~ SS: Nice shoot
Shi: The next one? Sa: The next one is.. Katanuki (Cut-tanuki) Let’s cut Sa: ..And the top? Like this? Shi: Ah no no no rotate rotate like that like that ah that’s good EH Sa: What if I jump Shi: No no no wait wait Sakata there’s a switch Sa: I can do it Shi: WWWW SS: WAAAIIII Shi: What was this switch for then?! Sa: I want to see what it does WWWW Shi: AAAAAA WWW IT RESETS IT Sa: WWWW THE HAIR, IT LOOKS LIKE OSOMATSU-SAN Shi: Should we clear all of them? Sa: Ya ya -Oh! A crane game! Looks fun!
SS: Pom Pom pudding? (I think this is around that time usss went to the sanrio pompompurin cafe) Sa: Sounds delicious.. Yknow the name Pomu pomu purin could be shortened to PPP SS: WWWWWW OH OH OH Sa: It didn’t pick you up..? Look look the shape of our heads.. It can’t grip properly Shi: Aaaahhh leave it to me Sa: OOoooOOoooOo SS: TTTTT Shi: Sakata’s a T Shi: (sakata cant reach the button) WWWW Sa: O-kay Shi: The ball the ball Sa: Huh? Shi: WWWW Sa: FOR THE LAST TIME Shi: Hang on this time (crouches) Hnnnggg Sa: O-KAAAYYY Sa: It’s going really well for us huh Shi: It’s ShimaSaka so… Sa: Our heads work well together ww I’m such a good student Shi: A good student indeed Shi: Nice combo right? Text: As expected these two get on well
Sa: ..This is? Shi: Can you get inside? Sa: Not this way Shi: What about the switch Sa: Ah you’re right Sa: Ah! I get it! Come over here for a bit, maybe we can make a slope (Lots of screaming and shouting)
SS: WAaiii Sa: It’s going way too well Shi: Balloon Pin Sa: What’s a Balloon Pin? Let’s cut! A Balloon Pin?? Should I cut you? Ah a bit too thin Shi: www I’ve disappeared! Ah ah I might break it (the balloon) Sa: Oo really? SS: Oh Shi: Ah ah I have an idea, if I just do this -Like that you can grab them Shi: See see!? Do me too ww Sa: WWWWWW ri SS: WWWWWWWWW Shi: I’m NOT ri! Let’s go back to normal Sa: Let’s turn back
Shi: Ah Sa: AH Hang on I messed up -LOOK! Shi: I look strong! Sa: right? (Balloon pops) Sa: Aahhh next one next one Sa: Ready, set- Shi: HUP Sa: Ready, set- Shi: hup Etc. Sa: This is kinda difficult, maybe we need to bring it closer Shi: Leave your shaping to me Sa: Oh oh oH OH OH THAT’S IT THIS IS PERFECT Shi: wwww do you want a shoulder (to jump off) SS: WWWWWW Sa: That was quite the struggle ww Shi: Serious labour
