your teenage kid, decided to do “my mom now vs then” trend.
timeskip!aoba johsai x f!reader
c: just a lil vulgar with words.
idk i’m not gonna bother finding one, maybe when i’m free.
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
oikawa tōru
slideshow: you in seijoh uniform, then now glowing unfairly.
comments:
“idk who dad is but i’d fight him in a parking lot blindfolded.”
“she’s so fine she could cheat on me and i’d apologize.”
“nah she’s giving ‘ruin my 401k with a wink’ energy.”
oikawa’s jaw DROPS. “CHEAT ON THEM?? APOLOGIZE??” he immediately pulls you onto his lap and kisses you like he’s making a PSA. then turns to the phone: “she doesn’t need your 401k, sweetie, she has me.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
iwaizumi hajime
slideshow: you in his jacket → you now, glowing.
comments:
“nah she looks like she’d tell me to man up then step on me.”
“ur mom is the reason loyalty doesn’t exist anymore.”
“she’s got that ‘i’ll ruin your bloodline then make you breakfast’ vibe.”
iwaizumi literally THROWS the phone on the couch. “RUIN YOUR BLOODLINE?? BREAKFAST??” he yanks you into his chest like you might disappear. growls, “no stepping, no breakfast — just me. mine.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
matsukawa issei
slideshow: you in yukata at a festival → you now, unfairly hotter.
comments:
“nah mom is the final boss, dad’s a side quest.”
“she could insult my whole family and i’d clap then ask for more.”
“tell her to hold her wedding again and i’d attend just to object.”
matsukawa snorts so loud he chokes. “SIDE QUEST??” then pulls you in for a kiss that lasts way too long, only to break it and mutter against your lips: “game over, idiots. i already won.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
hanamaki takahiro
slideshow: you in his jacket → you now, glowing.
comments:
“petition to be mom’s side piece.”
“nah she’s giving ‘ruin me then pack me leftovers in tupperware.’”
“i don’t care who dad is, she’s my delulu canon now.”
hanamaki SCREAMS at the phone. “SIDE PIECE??? DELULU CANON WHAT IS THAT??” he clings to you like velcro, nuzzling your neck while whining, “leftovers? she’s not giving leftovers — i’m the main course, thanks.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
kunimi akira
slideshow: you in classroom → you now, radiant.
comments:
“nah mom’s too fine, dad must’ve bribed the universe.”
“she looks like the kind of woman who’d ghost me mid-date and i’d still write her love letters.”
“ur mom is literally my Roman Empire.”
kunimi stares at the screen, blinks once, then mutters flatly: “roman empire?? bribed?? ghost??” he pulls you into his lap, monotone but heated: “you’re haunting me forever. not them.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
kyōtani kentarō
slideshow: you in pigtails with a mean mug → you now, sharper and gorgeous.
comments:
“she could spit in my mouth and i’d tip her.”
“nah she’s giving ‘ruin my life like a sport’ energy.”
“ur mom is literally my villain origin story.”
kyōtani CRACKS the phone case in his fist. “spit?? villain ORIGIN??” he growls, yanks you in for a bruising kiss, mutters against your lips: “if anyone’s ruined, it’s you—by me.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
kindaichi yūtarō
slideshow: goofy peace sign → you now, jaw-dropping.
comments:
“nah she’s sunday forgiveness with saturday night sins.”
“she looks like she’d pat me once then wreck my whole lineage.”
“ur mom is literally why therapy exists.”
kindaichi hides his face in his hands, ears blazing red. “therapy?? they need that.” he suddenly pulls your hands into his lap, staring at you like you’ll disappear. “i don’t need therapy. i just need you.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
yahaba shigeru
slideshow: you in volleyball hoodie → you now, radiant.
comments:
“nah mom can break up with me over text, i’d tattoo it.”
“she looks like she’d max out my credit card with a smile.”
“tell your dad he’s just renting her, we’re buying.”
yahaba nearly YEETS the phone out the window. “RENTING?? BUYING??” he grabs your face, kisses you hard, then mutters against your lips, “you’re owned. by me. permanent lease. no returns.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
watari shinji
slideshow: you laughing at a festival → you now, shining unfairly.
comments:
“nah mom’s the kind of fine wars were fought over.”
“she’s giving ‘divine milf intervention’ energy.”
“i’d fight every god for a seat next to her at dinner.”
watari’s hands shake around the phone. “fight gods? the hell is a MILF intervention??” he grips your hand so hard your knuckles ache, then kisses each finger, desperate. “they can fight gods. i already have heaven.”
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
♡‧₊˚✧ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✧˚₊‧♡
a: idek how i come up with stuff like these.
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