#shinyavarice

[asynca]

I'm sure your wife as pointed this out many many times. Sylvanas is a corpse and Azshara is an octopus. Why fuck them when Tyrande is right there? lol

LOOK. You make an extremely valid point but I’m concerned about your lack of vision re: tentacles. 

[wearepaladin]

Squire you play the star wars ttrpg by Fantasy Grounds? I GM but my friends are rarely available to play at the same time. Curse adulthood.

fantasy flight? 

i do! I play Captain Tala Ave, leader of Knight Sqaudron, a team of x-wing pilots for the Rebellion! 

[paxpaxpax-3x]

Edgy emo boy with the soul of a 45 year old man. Trapped in the pandemonium realm called Florida. Gay for Will Smith.

i agree with everything but the emo bit, and maybe up 45 to 95.

Tasteful dude trapped in the chaos realm known as australia ruled by emu dictators, gay for paladins and the LG way of life

[pastlight]

Coke is disgusting i will fight you over this i will fight 10 men over this i will fight my own ass

FIGHT YOU OWN ASS I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE SPEWING THIS HERESY

[asynca]

I have a condition that makes me like vampires and titties its called being a fucking queer. Is there a support group for this specific problem?

Dunno, dude. I’m already a member of Elf Lovers Anonymous, myself

[asynca]

So who is the grumpy one and who is the sunshine one in your mawwige?

My wife is Sir Grumpalot and I am the Ball of Concentrated Sunshine. 

[asynca]

So platform crocs are a thing. Very expensive though. Perhaps worth it to look fashionable and be able to look your wife in the chin without looking up.

MY GOD. I NEED. 

[asynca]

McCree can lose weight whenever he wants though. Like 10 kilos in an hour. Just detach his arm.

…………………………

Although.... I can actually see him, drunk, doing this trick in a bar. 

(bonus: Sombra with her head in her hands in the background)