#shiptalk

[teenagerebellion]

skuttlespring the type of couple to fuck nasty and then sit in silence for 4 hours afterwards on their respective devices. after half an hour mary ann taps gorgug on the shoulder to get him to do a few quokki pet pulls for her. an hour later he gets her attention to watch a fantasy tiktok about bloodrush gameplay. when one of them gets tired of the company or bored or has something else to do they just say goodbye and leave. and honestly? goals

[oceanicwolf47]

Flying houses (-couple)

"Pups Save Ms. Marjorie's House" from season 5 makes me feel like she and Carl Fredricksen from the 2009 movie Up would make an interesting couple. Both of their houses have flown, been in the air by some mechanism, and they're both very adventurous too. Plus, they resemble each other to some extent in physical looks as well, with big glasses and whitened hair...

Here is her house being lifted by the Air Patroller, and Carl's balloon-lifted home, side by side.

[littledeathlittleghost]

I’m genuinely obsessed with TeruSai I CANNOT get enough content of them aaaahhgghhhcckk

[flowerhead-fh]

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, GUYS.

I was watching Brooklyn 99 (a show on Netflix, if you have Netflix, watch it, that's an order. It's an amazing show, and you will love it) and I always wondered, if not ship Jake with Amy, then with whom? I was just rewatching the Pimento episode (where Adrian Pimento is first introduced) and it hit me like a TRUCK.

Adrian and Jake, now when I say this ship, what I want you to think of is filthy. This ship would not be for the faint of heart in my head. I mean it probably by default has at least 40% more smut than the average ship, and also the angst potential, the whump, and the hurt/comfort. So many scenes with Jake having a knife against his neck, and if you want more of Jake being tied up, threatened, traumatized, and possibly tortured, then you probably would also like this ship (And I'm not saying Adrian would necessarily be doing all this stuff to Jake, but 'cause of all the mafia stuff he was mixed up in, it's more likely to happen to Jake when he is with Adrian.). I LOVE IT. I haven't checked AO3 for it yet, but if I don't find anything, it's YOUR MISSION to write it here, tag me in it, or send me the link in DM's.

I'll rb this post after I search up this ship on AO3, so stay tuned

Thank you for coming to my ShipTalktm

[xpricity]

Apricity versus the biting past

- The Ghostface-version of @ask-the-ghostface

TW: Angst, jealousy, killer and death talking

"So you got into this... dark place, yeah?" the blonde, thin girl asked with a lazy posture, iced drink in her hands as she looked at Lillie. Somehow the Entity decided to torture Lillie by making a person from her past that she was not fond of... visit her.

Right now they sat on a picnic blanket in the woods in front of her tower for a chatter. Lillie told the girl, which was named Nina, everything she experienced so far. "Yeah thats right. No idea how long its been... time is different here." she responded with a dry demeanor, staring blankly as she stirred the straw in her cup of iced coffee, drowning the thoughts with the loud cluttering of icecubes hitting the plastic walls of the cup.

"And you are telling me that you have all this? A huge tower? A store? YOU are building things?" Nina asked again, seemingly not believing everything Lillie just told her.

And Lillie just nodded bluntly, legs crossed as she leaned her back against a tree. She kind of started to like this place. It was still bad. But she achieved so much. How could she hate something when her past life was much worse for her?

There was a dramatic pause coming from Nina before she took a loud sip from her drink and looked back at Lillie. "Well! At least you are still single right? There is no way someone would want you anyways... You are still like... not interesting! All this stuff is nice, don´t get me wrong. But eh... I doubt you can find happiness, Lillie! You never did." Nina says, coldly but seriously.

"Well I did. And I will never regret saying yes. Imagine a killer, THE killer...Like the Ghostface? From the movies? But better!" Lillie responds, now sparkles in her eyes and an invisible but growing warmth in her chest from talking about her love. There was an angered glimmer in Ninas eyes. "What?! You have a boyfriend??" she responds, the cup in her hand starts to loose grip as her attention now shifted to listening to Lillie.

"Yeah! Hes so wonderful. He asked me during this damn glamour party and then we danced under the stars. Him in a suit, me in a dress... But we got to know each other when I came here... We take pictures together! And play silly games! Oh, hes amazing. Not to mention I like the... dark side." the young woman had to stop herself from swooning so much about Jed.

Another dramatic pause from Nina but her face turned into a warning pink.

"Well,I´ll find him! I show him that he´s better off with me! There´s no way you can have such a boyfriend! I´ll steal him!" she responds with an angry tone, almost glaring at her with a poisonous look but Lillie was... immune. She had encountered death too many times to care for... this right now.

Lillie chuckled. Then she laughed louder. "Whats so funny?!", Nina remarked. "Oh Im sorry. I find it funny that you actually try and say that. You got some nerve. You know you are just temporary in this place?" she started, wiping the tears from her eyes from amusement.

"Oh and not to mention that you want to steal someone from me who is a professional killer, very good a stealth and stalking. He´s probably somewhere near us taking pictures right now or listening. I have enough trust in him not to cheat with someone like you. Actually I would never even fear it." Lillie than adds with a mischievious glow in her eyes as she could sense the night arriving.

"What? Are you saying he´s a pervert?!" Nina gasps, shocked at Lillie´s response. Lillie gets stern, serious now. "No. He´s not. He´s dangerous for sure. He is a killer after all. And I know how well he does his deed. But I love him for that, for everything he is. The passion he shows, mixed with this... tenderness? And his beauty? I love him, Nina. And I know he loves me too. You can try to have him but I will fight for him too." she says with a solid, confident tone in her voice.

And with that, Nina grows silence in defeat, the drink now loosing against gravity and falling, down and towards her, making her startle at the feeling of cold coffee spilling all over her clothes.

Lillie can´t stop the giggle. "Oops. What a shame." she comments, holding her laughter as much as she can. Then she leans back again, her eyes settling on the dark, dusty horizon. Knowing that she can almost feel the lurking presence of a stalking killer that makes her smile instead of feeling scared.

[bayside-smoking-blues]

JyuJiro AU where Jiro gets a fake ID to go to some gay club with his friends. Jyuto sees him there and thinks he's attractive and the fact that he's a minor doesn't even cross Jyuto's mind bc to be in that place guys should be at least 20yo. So Jyuto approaches and flirts with him, and Jiro responds positively. Jyuto ends up taking Jiro home and fucking him. Jyuto goes to work the next day and Jiro leaves. The week passes and Jiro can't take Jyuto out of his head, so he ends up going to the same club the next weekend hoping to meet him. Well, he does meet him, but Jyuto is cold to him and acts uninterested. Jiro insists and Jyuto smirks and asks if he was his first and if Jiro is in love with him now. Jiro has no reaction, but Jyuto just laughs and tells Jiro to forget about him, that he was just playing around and he's not one to settle down with a partner. So Jiro asks for just one more night with him, which Jyuto hesitates but ends up accepting bc he thinks Jiro is cute. They go to Jyuto's place again and get it on. Afterwards, this time, Jiro asks a lot about Jyuto's life, and Jyuto answers most of his questions without thinking twice so Jiro learns that he's a cop in Yokohama, he's 29 years old, he has ties with Yakuza, etc. But Jyuto decides to ask him things too, and Jiro is so into the conversation that he forgets Jyuto thinks he's over 20. He ends up talking about school and revealing his age and Jyuto gets furious. He pretty much kicks Jiro out of his place.

A few days later Jiro shows up at the police station looking for Jyuto bc he wants to apologize. Jyuto is still mad at him and tells him about how what he had done was dangerous for both of them, that it could have ended Jyuto's career even. Jiro apologizes more and more, and tells Jyuto that he won't be going to those kinds of places anymore... as long as Jyuto gave him a chance and they started to date. Jyuto was lowkey shocked by the proposition and after they talk more and Jyuto notices Jiro wasn't kidding about going to other clubs to fuck other guys Jyuto ends up accepting, although not even he knows why. But there's a few conditions like keeping their relationship a secret, as well as the way they first met. So they start dating. At first Jyuto tries to act uninterested so Jiro would give up on him asap, but soon he notices he's getting attached. Their relationship evolves from there.

[kinqemperor]

Pfft I imagine Emperor leaves hickeys on Gloves purposely visble for everyone to see. Also are hickeys in the splatoon world purple or the ink color of the other?

Oh my 👀💦

Honestly I like the idea of stuff like hickeys being the ink color of the other because

yes.

[eridacnis]

@cosmonautlegatus @caederet @brhineprotre @seppucrow @2orroww @shiptalk @fluxera @stillalivwe @corrosivveseas 

first greeter post after bein back from my trip come on ask me about i knoww youre all curious and youre lucky im so wwillin to tell you all about it youre about to learn somethin great im eridan just by the wway and im full of great stories and also a famous model you can boww but you dont havve to