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Nagi FAV collection Birthday SSR: The Curtain Rises! N-1 Grand Prix (Part 1)

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The chief (MC) is referred to only as 'Shunin', and no pronouns have been used.

📍HAMA House Living Room

Nagi: …What should I do? Hachinoya Nagi, you’re facing the most important event of your Ward Mayor life…

Nagi: (I wonder if this is how scriptwriters usually feel before a deadline. Even though I haven’t come up with a single idea for that event, dumb thoughts like “I think I’ll make mixed rice for dinner” keep popping into my head one after another.)

Shunin: Nagi-kun, are you alright?

Daniel: You hangin’ in there, Nagi?

Nagi: Ah, Shunin and Buchi-san… And everyone else too.

Toi: Kiro-chan said you’d been glued to the couch all afternoon and hadn’t moved an inch, so we got worried and came to check on you.

Netaro: You’re just like a Jizo [1] statue. Gii-zo ♪

Ryui: Oi, quit making Toi and Kiro worry about you.

Yodaka: Is something on your mind? If you’d like, we’d be happy to listen.

Nagi: Ziiiiing. Everyone’s kindness is permeating every fiber of my being.

Nagi: The truth is…. I haven’t been able to come up with any ideas for the mahorova BD event.

Daniel: Ah, the project started by the president, right?

Shunin: Well, since it’s being held at mahorova, you can technically do anything, but maybe having that level of freedom makes it hard to decide.

Shunin: Kafka said that what really matters is the spirit of hospitality.  So… I think it’s good for you to just do what you want, Nagi-kun.

Nagi: …Right. Sonia said the same thing when I discussed it with her at the shop.

Nagi: So, at first, I wanted to create a peaceful space where you could nap or relax while surrounded by flowers blooming from all seasons with the sound of the washing machine humming in the background, but —

Ryui: That’s literally just your shop.

Nagi: Yeah. I thought so too and scrapped the idea in about eight seconds.

Netaro: Well, it can’t be helped~ Here comes my moment to shine with a stroke of genius!

Yodaka: Oh? Do you have an idea?

Netaro: Yes! I read about it in a book, but there's apparently an invention that can wash people. How about using that for your hospitality, Gii?

Nagi: Washing people…… what do you mean by that?

Netaro: Toss a person in whole, and they come out sparkling clean! All the worries and pain swirling in your gut? Gone without a trace! And as a bonus, every memory since you were born disappears too! ♪

Toi: Huh…!? All my memories too!?

Nagi: …….

Nagi: …That could work.

Shunin: (Has Nagi-kun been thinking so hard that he lost the ability to make normal judgments?!)

Ryui: What the hell do you mean!? Get your shit together, Hachinoya!

Nagi: Ow.

Nagi: …………Ohhh.

Ryui: What?

Nagi: —This is it.

Nagi: A numbing head chop — or rather, a sharp tsukkomi comeback. Thank you, Ryui.

Nagi: I’ve decided on the hospitality I want to provide.

📍 Backstage

Shunin: A comedy stage that’s always running an act, huh?

Shunin: (How should I put it… I guess you could say it’s something only Nagi-kun would do…)

Toi: Woah. That’s a tight schedule… And almost all of it’s you, Nagi-kun. Will you be alright?

Nagi: I’ll be fine. Everyone from the Night Team and people from the other teams will be taking the stage too, so I’ll rest while they're on.

Nagi: I can do it. Please let me.

Ryui: Alright, since you’ve made up your mind, give it everything you’ve got.

Shunin: We’ll back you up so that you can stand on stage till the end, Nagi-kun. Do your best!

Nagi: Mm. Everyone….. I look forward to working with you today.

Translation Notes

Jizo (地蔵) is a beloved Buddhist deity in Japan, often depicted as stone statues with gentle features. Jizo's primary role is to protect children and travellers.

Part 2

[shunin-gumis]

As Master Joe Wishes - Track 01

Seasonal Team Event - L4mps

Worked with 18TL Ward on this!

Thank you Jelly for handling this chapter!

Location: HAMA House — Lesson Room

Sakujiro: Rules of the Oguro Family’s butlers, “Butler Oblige –108 Commandments–.” Pledge, “one must be willing to sacrifice themselves!”

Nagi: For the sake of granting their master’s wishes…!!

Sakujiro: Correct! If the master so wishes, you must give it your all, pour your heart and soul into it in order to grant their wish!

Sakujiro: Pledge, “One must not speak!”

Netaro: Without permission from their master~♪

Sakujiro: Correct! Should the need arise, observe them as one treads around their boss during the on-season and aptly conveys the scent of a delicious cup of black tea straight to their nostrils, gauging their reaction from there.

Sakujiro: Pledge, “A servant’s greatest honor!”

Toi: Is to take care of their master!

Sakujiro: Pledge, “When the master and other guests have a gathering!”

Yodaka: Await by the wall and refrain from interactions as if one was a shadow.

Sakujiro: Pledge, “When one receives an order or instructions from the master!”

Ryui: THE FUCK IF I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

Rest of L4mps: …

Sakujiro: My, my… Ryui-san, you still refuse to recite the commandments. Honestly, what a troublesome apprentice.

Nagi: Ah……now we have to “bow” 150 times again as a group…

Yodaka: Perhaps I’ll break my back like Danny this time... Speaking of which, are you alright?

Daniel (off screen): Hell naw… Bowed too many times, my back…

Netaro: Ahaha, Daa looks like a catapwellier~.

Sakujiro: Ryui-san, I’m not asking you to remember all 108 commandments.

Sakujiro: At this time, you need only to drill the important parts into your head. Is that too much to ask?

Ryui: ‘S not like I can’t remember it, or some shit like that.

Sakujiro: If that is the case, what is the reason for your refusal? This is basic knowledge that is essential to being a servant.

Sakujiro: You must practice reciting them for the sake of attaining a class, mannerism, and devotion of honorable quality, drilling it into your body at a level where you unconsciously and naturally respond to—

Ryui: Like I said, that ain’t the fucking problem.

Ryui: Listen here. There’s no way I’d pledge my loyalty to anyone other than Toi.

Netaro, Nagi, Yodaka: …

Toi: Ani-sama…! To think you thought of me that way... I'm so grateful!!

Sakujiro: I see. What you are saying is that the only one you are loyal to is Toi-san?

Yodaka: “A warrior dies for those who understand him” …A wonderful phrase indeed.*

Netaro: Sigh~, but you can’t keep acting like this. Oh! Are you that? One of those people who's allergic to teamwork?

Ryui: You’re the last person I wanna hear that from.

Nagi: *shakes head* Ryui, please. I don’t wanna do Saku-san’s punishments again. It’ll be hard to run the store if I break my back.

Ryui: Fuck you, break it for all I care.

Chief: *enters* So this is where everyone was. Are you training for the HosLive……?

Yodaka: Hello, Chief. No, this is something a little different.

Daniel: Perfect timing. Couldja gimme a back massage...?

Netaro: Doudou, you have food?

Ryui: (Fucking Yowa… We’re in this shitty situation ‘cause of him, but this dickhead ain’t giving a single fuck…)

Ryui: (This all happened ‘cause yesterday, that guy—)

~~~(flashback)

Toi: Waah, What a cool mansion! It’s like a CG out of the otome game “The Black Swan’s Kaleidoscope!” Right, Ani-sama?

Ryui: Yea. That’s the 7th one you played? Should I take a picture of you from the same angle as that CG?

Nagi: Hm? It’s Ryui and Toi.

Ryui: Huh? What the hell? Don’t tell me you were also called out here?

Nagi: Yup. A letter of challenge affixed to an arrow appeared at the shop. It was from Netaro… and it told me to come here.

Ryui: An arrow…?

Yodaka: Oh, everyone else is gathered as well.

Daniel: This is just the entire night group.

Toi: Oh! It’s Yodaka-san and Danny-san! Were both of you called here as well?

Yodaka: Indeed. Via smoke signals. I have to say, the Shingen Takeda-style* smoke flare was magnificent.

Daniel: It was a carrier pigeon for me.

Toi: Ani-sama and I got a telegram!

Ryui: (For fuck’s sake, just send us a text like a normal person.)

Netaro: Oohhh, the cast is all assembled! And with not one mortal injury! Welcome welcome♪

??: Hello.

Ryui: Fuck Yowa for now… Who’s the old man?

Netaro: This is Sammy!

Sammy: I’m Sammy, nice to meet you. I’m a detective. Here’s my police badge.

Nagi: T-The real deal.

Yodaka: Hmm, so Sammy-san’s real name is Koutetsu Samejima-san?

Nagi (mumbling): T-There’s been a mistake. While it’s true Netaro might be an intergalactic trespasser, he said he’d protect the Earth and all…

Samejima: Thank you for coming all this way. Um, shall we move inside? It might be better to sit down and chat.

Toi: Yay! I wonder what the inside looks like!

Daniel: Will we make it back in time for happy hour? This better not turn out to be a pain in the ass…

Nagi: Netaro is a very good friend of mine. Well, I can’t deny that he’s lacking in Earthian common sense, and I guess sometimes he makes me partake in some pretty random stuff, but it’s not out of spite. He’s in the middle of learning about Earth and all, and—

Ryui: Oi, the fuck you mumbling about? Everyone’s already gone. Let’s get going.

Notes:

Og: 士は己を知る者の為に死す It's a Japanese idiom with Chinese origins meaning that any good person would be willing to die for someone who knows and recognizes his true worth.

a famous warlord from the sengoku era of Japan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeda_Shingen

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Netaro Yowa SR Story: It’s a Super-Duper Fluffy Thing!

Proofread by Jelly, Aca, and Myun google doc ver. here!

PART 1

Location: Yamanashi, Glamping Facility

Toi: We’re having barbecue for lunch today, right? I’m looking forward to it~♪

Chief: Yeah. We should probably go shopping soon. Is there anyone who wants to come–

Netaro: Meeeee! I shall go! Picking and choosing human ingredients looks fun~!

Ryui: Keep it down next to Toi! The hell would you do if you messed up his eardrums?!

Nagi: I think we can leave it to Netaro if it’s just buying groceries. 

Chief: I think so too. But the list is pretty long, so I’m worried about letting him go alone. Maybe it’d be easier if you take the car. 

Yodaka: The car, hm… In that case, someone with a license needs to go with him. 

Ryui: Toi and I are gonna help out around the shop, so I’m out. 

Ryui: But. Someone who’s got common sense and can keep an eye on him should go with him. Who knows what the hell Yowa’ll end up buying if he goes alone. 

Toi: Someone who has a license, is sensible, and can watch over him… Then that leaves  Chief-san, Nagi-kun, and Danny-san?

Yodaka: Danny would likely buy nothing but alcohol.

Daniel: Haha, that’s right! You know me. 

Nagi: Then I will—

Netaro: I want Doudou to come with me! I feel like hanging out with Doudou today!

Chief: Me? Sure. Then let’s go together. 

Nagi: …….Ah. Okay, be careful.

Nagi: Netaro, don’t cause too much trouble for Chief. You can have up to 7 pieces of hard candy. 

Ryui: That’s a lot.

Netaro: Okay~! Let’s take off, Doudou!

Chief: W-Woah! Don’t pull on me, Netaro-kun~!!

Location: Supermarket

Chief: Lean meat, beef tongue, onions, bell peppers, shrimp, scallops– What else do we need again? …Oh, butter. I wonder which aisle it is in.

Netaro: Doudou, these too!

Chief: Woah, you brought a lot! They’re all colorful and cute, but it’s all snacks. I don’t think we can buy all of that…

Netaro: Whaaaa, I want them all~! I want a basket filled to the brim with them~!

Chief: Sorry, we’re on a budget. I think I can buy at least a few for you, though. …Hm?

Chief: This is—Nice find, Netaro-kun! This will be perfect for the barbeque!

Netaro: Ehehe. Right~?

PART 2

Location: Yamanashi, Glamping Facility

Ryui: Here, Toi. The oil will fly everywhere, so just wait over there. I’ll go grill them.

Toi: Yay! Thank you, Ani-sama!

Netaro: Umuuuu…

Netaro: What shall I do? Shall I arrange them like this?

Ryui: The hell is he doing?

Nagi: He’s skewering something… I just hope it’s edible.

Chief: I think you’ll find out soon. Let’s leave him be for now. 

Netaro: Mhm. In the end, this order is definitely the best! And for the last part, just stab this in–

Netaro: Tada–! It’s done! My exclusive, colorful, fluffy human skewer~!

Yodaka: I see, you were making a marshmallow skewer. 

Nagi: Thank goodness. If it’s marshmallows, then we’re fine. Even though the appearance looks merciless. 

Toi: Waah, it looks like a gingerbread cookie! It’s so colorful and cute~!

Netaro: Yep! This is great, no~? I shall grant you permission to take inspiration from me.

Netaro: Well then, let’s get burning~! 

Ryui: Woah, you idiot! You can’t just throw it into the fire!

Netaro: Noooooo! My marshmallows got burnt in the blink of an eye~!!

Chief: I-It’s fine! There’s still a lot of marshmallows left. Let’s roast some new ones, okay? 

Netaro: Uegh, it failed~. Gii and Ryui are ruined too…

Ryui: What?

Nagi: …Why me?

Netaro: I put your names onto it! Here. These marshmallows are shaped like humans, mhm? This is Daa, and this one’s Yoda–

Yodaka: I see. You named the marshmallows after us?

Nagi: Eh? Then, that means I went up in flames? 

Netaro: Went up in flames. We shall only hope that this Gii won’t fall into the same fate. 

Ryui: You bastard, what do you think you’re–

Toi: So this is how Netaro-san sees us? Everyone’s so cute~!

Ryui: …You better make sure Toi’s marshmallow stays intact.

Yodaka: If the marshmallows represent us… does that mean this sausage at the far right is you?

Netaro: Ding ding! That’s right!

Netaro: This octopus sausage is super well-done, no? It looks exaaaactly like me~!

Daniel: Exactly like you? Where?

Netaro: Hmmm? Is this the only form of me Daa knows? I might look like this right now, but actually—

Nagi: A-Ah um—.... His hair. He’s talking about his hair. 

Nagi: Look, Netaro’s hair might look normal now, but sometimes when he wakes up, he gets this extreme bed-head and it sticks out like a bunch of octopus tentacles. 

Nagi: Right, Netaro? 

Netaro: Nnnn? Mmm, ya. That’s what I meant. 

Daniel: Huh? Ohh, ok. I don’t really get it, but I got it. 

Nagi: (Phew, we managed to cover it up…)

Netaro: However, even though the octopus sausage is fine, the marshmallows are all burnt…

Netaro: Seriously, why are human-shaped things always so fragile? 

Toi: But that’s what’s cute about it! They look so fluffy that I want to give it a big hug! 

Netaro: Oh, good eye! I see you’re also quite the human connoisseur, Toi. This is what they call cuteness aggression! It’s a super-duper-fluffy thing~! ♪

Daniel: …Hey, they’re talking about the marshmallows, right? 

Chief: Um… I believe so?

Yodaka: Fufu, what an innocent smile. 

Netaro: Okie, let’s start grilling the next fluffy skewers! I can’t waiiittt to eat them~!

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Toi Shiramitsu Bullet Maid SR Translation ; Butler Only For You Pt.2

proofreading: jelly, dimi, tsukimi

📍 HAMA House – Dining Room

Toi: Eh? You already made breakfast…!?

Ryui: But of course. I’ve prepared french toast for you today. 

Toi: W-Waah! It’s covered in syrup, it looks delicious…!

Ryui: Say ahhhh. 

Toi: Hwaaah…

Toi: (It’s a little embarrassing to be doing this in a communal space. But…)

Toi: Aaaah. …*munch munch*

Ryui: Does it suit your tastes?

Toi: Yes! It’s delicious!

Ryui: I’m glad.

Daniel: Uhh… Hey? What’s with those two?

Netaro: They’re playing pretend-butler~ I wanted to get in on it too, but Ryui said he’d kick my ass.

Yodaka: Fufu, what a cute and heartwarming sight. 

Daniel: This’s so sickly sweet, I’m gonna puke… I’m out.

-

Toi: Ahh, I’m so full♪

Ryui: More than anything, the most important thing to me is seeing you satisfied.

Ah… Please wait a moment.

Toi: (What is it?)

Ryui: Your hair is all messed up, let me comb it for you.

Toi: (It feels so nice to have Ani-sama brush my hair.)

Ryui: There, you look all cute again.

Toi: Really?

Ryui: Yeah. And if there’s anyone who can’t see that, I’ll kill them. Not that anyone like that exists. 

Ryui: Now then, shall we return to our room? Would you like to continue watching the drama we started together before?

Toi: We can continue the romance drama from last time!? Yes! I want to watch it! Ryui: I can’t possibly allow the precious Toi-sama to walk. Please, get on my back. 

Toi: Eh, a piggyback ride…!

Ryui: C'mon, go ahead and get on.

Toi: Yaay♪

Toi: (I get to have Ani-sama’s back all to myself… Fufu, I’m the happiest person alive.)

Toi: Ani-sama, I love you. 

Ryui: Yeah, me too. 

-

Ryui: Toi-sama, here. Aaah.

Toi: Aaaah. … *munch munch*

Daniel: Oi, oi, they’re still at it?

Nagi: Yeah, it seems like it.

Yodaka: Well, it’s just for today, after all.

Netaro: Those two were off in their own little world. It was downright horrible! I want innnn~.

Toi: Ehehe, I want Netaro-san to experience having Ani-sama as his butler, too, but…

I’m sorry, today Ani-sama is all mine.

Ryui: That’s right. Stay out of it.

Ryui: Toi, what do you want to eat next?

Toi: Ummm, that lasagna looks good!

Ryui: Aight, I’ll get some for you. 

Toi: Aaah, if Ani-sama was feeding me, I could eat forever, but wouldn’t I gain a lot of weight?

Ryui: A chubby Toi-sama would still be the cutest in the whole world.

Nagi: …Having someone to do that sort of thing with must be nice. 

Yodaka: Fufu, this type of sibling relationship is indeed rare.

Daniel: How grossly sappy… I’ve had more than enough of this butler stuff…

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