#shispas

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I just sent about 500 snaps to my best friend narrating my watching the first five episodes of Junjou Romantica season three all because she fell asleep before me I can't wait to see her reaction

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#49 and Kakashi/Iruka

This ship is a blast from the past. Thank you friend for bestowing it upon me.

It was the kind of make out session where everything faded away. It was heated and intense and all consuming. They were so wrapped up in it that they weren’t able to hear the approaching footsteps along with the heated arguments. both stopped as they turned the corner and were able to see the two.

"Oh my god!"  

At Naruto’s cry they finally broke apart, snapping back into reality. Iruka’s blush covered his entire face while Kakashi smiled and scratched his cheek.“Well this is awkward…”

No one moved for what seemed like decades. Eventually Sasuke snorted. “So that’s what he looks like without a mask.”

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#9 and STEREK!

As you wish my friend. Just don’t blame me if it’s bad…

Derek had nearly died. If that wasn’t bad enough, he had nearly died saving Stiles. They had just barely gotten to Deaton’s in time to save his life. Just a minute longer and…

No. Stiles refused to think of it while he sat beside an unconscious Derek Hale in he back of the vet’s. Derek was fine. He would wake up. He has to wake up. “Please wake up.” 

Derek let out a groan, “Only because you asked so nicely,” he huffed out.

"Derek!" Stiles stood and leaned over the man, making sure he was alright. Tears that he refused to let fall now trailed down his cheeks. "Don’t you ever do that again!"

Derek gave him a soft smile, “I’ll try not to.”

Stiles smiled back at him. “You better not.”

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I am sorry about my DICK?

There’s a funny story in this little message here for all of you. Meet my so called friend, shispas. You see shispas and I have a little compition going. We’re suppose to write a fanfic by the end of February in order to complete the challenge. I managed to finished mine in our shared psychology class. She has not. 

So, I sent her my draft to look over as I was already looking over hers, being the wonderful friend I am. I was quite surprised when she managed to send it back to me right away. 

Thinking nothing of it, I opened the document. Mind you we are in the middle of a psychology lecture, sitting in the back corner, pretending to take notes.

Nothing out of the ordinary here, right?

Wrong. Once I hit the enable editing button, the true shispas emerged.

Needless to say my reaction (“that’s a dick”) and hers:

I’m pretty sure if our luckily silent giggle fit had been noticed, we would have been kicked out so fast. I took a good ten minutes before we could look at each other again.

So yeah, moral of the story, don’t trust shispas.

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Me: Do you know it is four thousand miles to the center of the earth?

Ingy: Guess you better start digging.

Me: Why?

Ingy: Cause everyone wants to hit the g-spot.

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BOOK LOVER

Saw this on my dash and it looked like fun. So... Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them! Darkest Mercy - Melissa Marr Godless - Pete Hautman The Giver - Lois Lowry Devil's Arithmetic - Jane Yolen Ghost Girl - Torey Hayden Define Normal - Julie Ann Peters Go Ask Alice - Beatrice Sparks Thief Lord - Cornelia Funke Suicide Notes - Michael Thomas Ford Good Omens - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

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Shispas: How are you going to hide and still have a light.

Monster thing: *Roars and blows fire*

Me: It's okay. He already has a light.

[crouchingsavagehiddenhyneman]

1) Always post the rules 


2) Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and then write 11 new ones


3) Tag 11 new people and link them to the post


4) Let them know you’ve tagged them

  1.Do you have an OT3? (If so what is it ? If not what’s your fav. Otp(s)]

ROSE/DOCTOR/JACK FTW (though wincestiel is a close second shhhh)

2.If you had the chance would you rather be 

     .an avenger (If so what ability/power/skill what would you have , what is your bad ass super hero name?

Time travel definitely cause you could do pretty much anything with that- like if you wanted to fly you could slow down the air molecules into a solid and like make a staircase sorta thing (I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT OK) Time warp? Time turner? Idk...

    .a hunter (What would you hunt down? what would you avoid)

    .a consulting detective OR a consulting criminal (Who would be your John or your Moran)

3.What’s your Hogwarts House (or the one you would want to be in)

Probs Hufflepuff cause I'm a huge pushover lol 

4.Do you have a 'secret otp' (If your not brave enough you can either list a fav kink or just ignore)

*blushes* wincest

5.If you could have any house pet  what would it be

If it's gotta be sort of normal, definitely a mutt from the pound. If not normal, I feel like an otter would be awesome if I had a river on my property...

6.What was one thing that really annoyed you in school.

Teachers not letting me read when I finished the work (not even a test- a test I could maybe understand. But like, classwork). I literally asked a teacher sarcastically once if she'd rather me stare at a wall than read a book and she said yes. So naturally, stubborn me had to stare at the wall for half an hour. 

7.Do you have a character you really look up to?(if not a character a family member or celeb will work as well.

Luna Lovegood, Hermione, Neville Longbottom, Kaylee from Firefly, Leslie Knope, Misha Collins, (I have wayyyy too many role models)

8.COSPLAY. Do you like it. Would you ever do it.Who would you cosplay.Have you done , what was your fav cosplay.

Hells yes. Hells yes. EVERYONE EVER ANYWHERE ANYTIME. Ten, Hermione and Luna Lovegood (if you count Halloween costumes before I knew what cosplaying was)

9.Have you ever cooked anything and just kinda been like ‘dang i should tots be a chef , this is bangin’ , if so what was it. If not what is your fav food

I make some mean Creme de Menthe brownies ;P

10.What was the most sleepiest moment in your life.

The bus ride home from any band competition, ever.

11.Can you speak another language. If not what language would you want to learn.

Eh Spanish-ish (4.5 years of schooling) but I also wanna learn either Portuguese, French, or Italian too.

12.What is your favorite Disney movie ( or other animated movies what eves.) If you were to make a princess-y or animated movie what would you make it about.

Aladdin I think? Though I really liked Shrek too. A gay princess cause it's gotta be done and mine would be awesome :P

13.Are you hungry right now? I am , will you make me something to eat?Or do you think I should change my blogs background maybe a new booty  (Yeah couldn’t really think of any more questions right now!)

ALWAYS (ironically, the last time I filled this out (I forgot to publish it and had to redo it- shuddup) I was eating popcorn and now I'm eating cracker jacks.)

  My questions (yep I'm actually gonna write questions for once cause I'm procrastinating for schoolwork)

1. Favorite way to procrastinate?

2. What are you listening to right now or what was the last thing you listened to?

3. Music player of choice? (pandora, 8 tracks, itunes, etc)

4. Favorite video/computer game?

5. Drawing/writing/other work of art you're secretly really proud of even if it's not that good, it's just good for your standards? (like I'm a terrible artist but I'm really proud of something I'm working on just cause it's hard work)

6. Something that really annoys you about tumblr (the way the site works or the society I guess)

7. Major or intended major (undecided is totally cool- you're with me then!)

8. What would be the first thing you grabbed if you had to evacuate your house? (other than a living creature)

9. Tell me about your pets or the pets you want

10. What're you wearing right now? *grins sleazily*

11. Why are there 11 questions? What's so special about 11? Is this a tribute to Matt Smith?