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Jonagold
Here’s yet another golden red garbage fruit rolling down 5th Avenue in a parade of apple failures disgracing the great state of New York. Developed at Cornell University (the Ivy League you go to when even Brown says no), this cross between a despicable Golden Delicious and the hairy-legged dorm roommate inspired “Jonathan” tastes like Waffle House honey substitute wrapped in a ball of electrical tape. Fuck you.
THE APPLE LIST
TOP APPLES
SweeTango
Honeycrisp
Envy
Rave
Aurora Golden Gala
Kanzi
SnapDragon
Koru (Plumac)
Wild Twist
Pink Lady (Cripps Pink)
The Lucy Glo
Royal Gala
ONGOING LIST OF PURE SHIT APPLES
Macoun
Green Dragon
Autumn Glory
Opal
Arkansas Black
Rome
Rosa Lynn
Red Delicious
Jonagold
Golden Delicious
McIntosh
Cameo
Smitten
Rockit
Fuji
Granny Smith
Ginger Gold
Modi
Pacific Queen
Rainier Gala
Kiku
Newtown Pippin
Breeze
Cosmic Crisp
MIDDLING LIST OF MEDIOCRE APPLES (aka Who Gives A Shit? List)
Ruby Frost
Sweetie
Pinova (Pinata)
NZ Queen
Lady Alice
Ambrosia
Jazz
Juici!
FASCINATING BUT SHITTY
Lemonade
SugarBee
The Lucy Rose
